========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Preseason ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) Update: 25 July 2026 ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Malik Willis (Dolphins) QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Jordan Love (Packers) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Buccaneers) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) RB Ashton Jeanty (Raiders) RB Dare Ogunbowale (None) RB Austin Ekeler (None) RB Woody Marks (Texans) WR Josh Downs (Colts) RB Devin Neal (Saints) WR Jakobi Meyers (Jaguars) RB J.K. Dobbins (Broncos) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Marvin Harrison (Cardinals) WR Deebo Samuel (None) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Christian Watson (Packers) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) WR Devaughn Vele (Saints) DS Ravens (Ravens) WR Michael Wilson (Cardinals) DS Chargers (Chargers) TE AJ Barner (Seahawks) PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) TE Tucker Kraft (Packers) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) DS Packers (Packers) DS Rams (Rams) PK Harrison Mevis (Rams) ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB J.J McCarthy (Vikings) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Jaxson Dart (Giants) QB Aaron Rodgers (Steelers) RB Sean Tucker (Buccaneers) RB Tony Pollard (Titans) RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Chris Rodriguez (Jaguars) RB Rachaad White (Commanders) RB Rico Dowdle (Steelers) RB Jerome Ford (Commanders) RB Bam Knight (Cardinals) WR Jerry Jeudy (Browns) WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) WR Tre Tucker (Raiders) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) WR Romeo Doubs (Patriots) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) WR Kayshon Boutte (Patriots) WR Cooper Kupp (Seahawks) WR Troy Franklin (Broncos) WR Calvin Austin (Giants) WR Adonai Mitchell (Jets) WR Travis Hunter (Jaguars) TE Juwan Johnson (Saints) TE Evan Engram (Broncos) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) DS Bills (Bills) TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) DS Texans (Texans) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) QB Bo Nix (Broncos) QB Sam Darnold (Seahawks) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) RB Isiah Pacheco (Lions) QB Marcus Mariota (Commanders) RB Tyrone Tracy (Giants) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Travis Etienne (Saints) RB Najee Harris (None) RB Nick Chubb (None) WR Jaylen Waddle (Broncos) WR A.J. Brown (Patriots) WR D.J. Moore (Bills) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR Emeka Egbuka (Buccaneers) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) WR Keenan Allen (None) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) TE Hunter Henry (Patriots) TE George Kittle (49ers) DS Lions (Lions) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) DS 49ers (49ers) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) PK Cam Little (Jaguars) DS Falcons (Falcons) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) PK Matt Gay (Raiders) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Chiefs) QB Drake Maye (Patriots) QB Cam Ward (Titans) QB Joshua Dobbs (None) QB Tyler Shough (Saints) RB Malik Davis (Cowboys) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Javonte Williams (Cowboys) RB Braelon Allen (Jets) RB Jawhar Jordan (Texans) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR Malik Washington (Dolphins) WR Rashid Shaheed (Seahawks) WR D.K. Metcalf (Steelers) WR Ryan Flourney (Cowboys) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR Elic Ayomanor (Titans) WR John Metchie (Panthers) WR Kyle Williams (Patriots) DS Saints (Saints) TE Tyler Warren (Colts) DS Broncos (Broncos) DS Bears (Bears) PK Ryan Fitzgerald (Panthers) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Bryce Young (Panthers) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jacoby Brissett (Cardinals) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) RB Keaton Mitchell (Chargers) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) RB Devin Singletary (Giants) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Tyler Allgeier (Cardinals) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) RB Cam Skattebo (Giants) RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) WR KaVontae Turpin (Cowboys) WR Tory Horton (Seahawks) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Nico Collins (Texans) WR Tetairoa McMillan (Panthers) WR Jauan Jennings (Vikings) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Titans) WR Juju Smith-Schuster (Giants) WR Mike Evans (49ers) WR Luke McCaffrey (Commanders) WR Tyreek Hill (None) TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) TE Colston Loveland (Bears) DS Commanders (Commanders) TE Dalton Schultz (Texans) PK Eddy Pinero (49ers) DS Titans (Titans) PK Zane Gonzalez (Dolphins) PK Jake Bates (Lions) PK Jason Sanders (Jets) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Shadeur Sanders (Browns) RB RJ Harvey (Broncos) QB Davis Mills (Texans) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB De'Von Achane (Dolphins) WR Isaac TeSlaa (Lions) RB Kenneth Walker (Chiefs) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB TreVeyon Henderson (Patriots) WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) RB Emmanuel Wilson (Seahawks) WR Matthey Golden (Packers) RB Dylan Sampson (Browns) WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) WR Darnell Mooney (Giants) WR Stefon Diggs (None) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Greg Dortch (Lions) WR Christian Kirk (49ers) WR Malik Nabers (Giants) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) TE Harold Fannin (Browns) DS Eagles (Eagles) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Riley Leonard (Colts) QB Mac Jones (49ers) QB Michael Penix (Falcons) RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB J.Croskey-Merritt (Commanders) RB Audric Estime (Saints) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) RB Blake Corum (Rams) RB Brian Robinson (Falcons) RB Michael Carter (Titans) RB Will Shipley (Eagles) RB Omarion Hampton (Chargers) RB MarShawn Lloyd (Packers) RB Trey Benson (Cardinals) WR Tez Johnson (Buccaneers) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) WR Jalen Coker (Panthers) WR Davante Adams (Rams) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) WR Rome Odunze (Bears) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) DS Vikings (Vikings) DS Raiders (Raiders) DS Giants (Giants) DS Patriots (Patriots) PK Matt Prater (Bills) PK Brandon McManus (None) PK Riley Patterson (Dolphins) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Quinn Ewers (Dolphins) QB Kyler Murray (Vikings) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) QB Daniel Jones (Colts) RB Kareem Hunt (None) RB Kyle Monangai (Bears) RB Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) RB David Montgomery (Texans) RB Ollie Gordon (Dolphins) RB Kaleb Johnson (Steelers) RB Jaydon Blue (Cowboys) RB Jordan Mason (Vikings) RB Quinshon Judkins (Browns) WR Jalen McMillan (Buccaneers) RB Bhayshul Tuten (Jaguars) WR Luther Burden (Bears) RB Kendre Miller (Saints) WR George Pickens (Cowboys) RB Joe Mixon (None) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) RB James Conner (Cardinals) WR Michael Pittman (Steelers) WR Chimere Dike (Titans) WR Alec Pierce (Colts) WR Ricky Pearsall (49ers) WR Parker Washington (Jaguars) TE Isaiah Likely (Giants) WR Jayden Higgins (Texans) DS Colts (Colts) DS Steelers (Steelers) PK Tyler Loop (Ravens) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals)