====================== BAFFLE Draft Rosters ====================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Sony Michel (Patriots) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) RB Darrynton Evans (Titans) RB Zach Moss (Bills) RB Chris Thompson (Jaguars) RB Latavius Murray (Saints) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) WR Anthony Miller (Bears) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) WR Preston Williams (Dolphins) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR DeSean Jackson (Eagles) WR Parris Campbell (Colts) TE Jared Cook (Saints) WR Laviska Shenault (Jaguars) DS Ravens DS Chiefs DS Jaguars DS Packers PK Matt Prater (Lions) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) PK Sam Sloman (Rams) PK Ryan Succop (Bucs) ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) QB Teddy Bridgewater (Panthers) RB Kenyan Drake (Cardinals) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) RB Todd Gurley (Falcons) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) WR D.J. Chark (Jaguars) RB DeeJay Dallas (Seahawks) WR Sterling Shepard (Giants) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR John Brown (Bills) WR N'Keal Harry (Patriots) WR Sammy Watkins (Chiefs) WR A.J. Green (Bengals) WR Willie Snead (Ravens) WR Christian Kirk (Cardinals) TE George Kittle (49ers) DS Patriots TE Hayden Hurst (Falcons) DS Browns DS Broncos PK Zane Gonzalez (Cardinals) PK Robbie Gould (49ers) PK Dan Bailey (Vikings) ===================================== ===================================== BLUE STARS DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Cam Newton (Patriots) QB Carson Wentz (Eagles) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) RB Matt Breida (Dolphins) RB Joshua Kelley (Chargers) RB Kerryon Johnson (Lions) RB Carlos Hyde (Seahawks) RB Marlon Mack (Colts) WR Allen Robinson (Bears) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Titans) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) TE Mike Gesicki (Dolphins) TE Devin Asiasi (Patriots) TE Austin Hooper (Browns) DS Vikings DS Colts DS Rams DS Jets PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Wil Lutz (Saints) PK Greg Joseph (Titans) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Seahawks) QB Tom Brady (Bucs) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) QB Matthew Stafford (Lions) RB Ronald Jones (Bucs) RB Leonard Fournette (Bucs) WR T.Y. Hilton (Colts) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB Tevin Coleman (49ers) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) RB James White (Patriots) WR Jarvis Landry (Browns) WR Julio Jones (Falcons) WR Marvin Jones (Lions) WR Will Fuller (Texans) WR Steven Sims (Washington) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) TE Darren Waller (Raiders) TE Hunter Henry (Chargers) TE Evan Engram (Giants) DS Saints DS Steelers DS Dolphins DS Giants PK Rodrigo Blankenship (Colts) PK Austin Seibert (Browns) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Deshaun Watson (Texans) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Sam Darnold (Jets) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB James Conner (Steelers) RB Tarik Cohen (Bears) RB Phillip Lindsay (Broncos) WR Amari Cooper (Cowboys) RB Chase Edmonds (Cardinals) WR Tyreek Hill (Chiefs) WR Kenny Golladay (Lions) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Robert Woods (Rams) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE Zach Ertz (Eagles) DS Bills DS Chargers DS Lions DS Texans PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Graham Gano (Giants) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matt Ryan (Falcons) QB Baker Mayfield (Browns) QB Jared Goff (Rams) QB Drew Lock (Broncos) RB Cam Akers (Rams) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) RB Benny Snell (Steelers) RB Bryce Love (Washington) WR Davante Adams (Packers) WR Terry McLaurin (Washington) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Calvin Ridley (Falcons) WR Chris Godwin (Bucs) WR Marquise Brown (Ravens) WR Julian Edelman (Patriots) WR Devin Duvernay (Ravens) WR Bryan Edwards (Raiders) TE Rob Gronkowski (Bucs) DS 49ers DS Cowboys PK Greg Zuerlein (Cowboys) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) PK Justin Rohrwasser (Patriots) ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Daniel Jones (Giants) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Gardner Minshew (Jaguars) RB Christian McCaffrey (Panthers) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Jerick McKinnon (49ers) RB Ke'Shawn Vaughn (Bucs) RB Boston Scott (Eagles) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) WR Odell Beckham (Browns) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Mike Evans (Bucs) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR DeVante Parker (Dolphins) WR Henry Ruggs (Raiders) WR Denzel Mims (Jets) WR Jalen Reagor (Eagles) WR Curtis Samuel (Panthers) WR Jamison Crowder (Jets) DS Bucs WR Allen Lazard (Packers) DS Titans DS Seahawks PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Matt Gay (Bucs) ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Drew Brees (Saints) QB Ben Roethlisberger (Steelers) QB Philip Rivers (Colts) QB Derek Carr (Raiders) RB Raheem Mostert (49ers) RB Le'Veon Bell (Jets) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Chris Carson (Seahawks) RB David Johnson (Texans) RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Mark Ingram (Ravens) RB Ryquell Armstead (Jaguars) RB Antonio Gibson (Washington) RB Duke Johnson (Texans) RB Jordan Howard (Dolphins) RB Anthony McFarland (Steelers) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Steelers) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR Emmanuel Sanders (Saints) WR Golden Tate (Giants) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) DS Eagles DS Bears PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) PK Mason Crosby (Packers)