========================== BAFFLE Offseason Rosters ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Mitchell Trubisky (Bears) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Royce Freeman (Broncos) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) RB Latavius Murray (Saints) RB Damien Williams (Chiefs) RB Nyheim Hines (Colts) RB Darwin Thompson (Chiefs) WR Brandin Cooks (Rams) WR James Washington (Steelers) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) WR N'Keal Harry (Patriots) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR Curtis Samuel (Panthers) WR Jamison Crowder (Jets) WR Russell Gage (Falcons) TE Delanie Walker (Titans) WR Anthony Miller (Bears) DS Ravens WR John Ross (Bengals) DS Colts WR Preston Williams (Dolphins) PK Brett Maher (none) TE Austin Hooper (Falcons) PK Mike Nugent (none) DS Browns PK S. Gostkowski (Patriots) PK Michael Badgley (Chargers) ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Sam Darnold (Jets) QB Gardner Minshew (Jaguars) RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) QB Brandon Allen (Broncos) RB Kenyan Drake (Cardinals) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) RB Todd Gurley (Rams) WR Geronimo Allison (Lions) RB Sony Michel (Patriots) WR Phillip Dorsett (Seahawks) WR Sammy Watkins (Chiefs) WR John Brown (Bills) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Robby Anderson (Panthers) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR D.J. Chark (Jaguars) WR Zach Pascal (Colts) DS Saints DS Patriots DS Jets DS Packers PK Greg Zuerlein (Cowboys) PK Zane Gonzalez (Cardinals) PK Nick Folk (none) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) ===================================== ===================================== BLUE STARS DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Cam Newton (Patriots) QB B. Roethlisberger (Steelers) QB Nick Foles (Bears) QB Carson Wentz (Eagles) QB Jacoby Brissett (Colts) QB Ryan Fitzpatrick (Dolphins) QB Josh Rosen (Dolphins) RB Matt Breida (49ers) RB James White (Patriots) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) RB Carlos Hyde (Seahawks) WR Sterling Shepard (Giants) WR Allen Robinson (Bears) WR Demaryius Thomas (Jets) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR A.J. Brown (Titans) WR Taylor Gabriel (Bears) TE Evan Engram (Giants) WR Parris Campbell (Colts) TE Jared Cook (Saints) WR Danny Amendola (Lions) DS Vikings DS Chargers DS Seahawks DS Redskins PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Wil Lutz (Saints) PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Seahawks) QB Tom Brady (Bucs) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) QB Derek Carr (Raiders) RB Bo Scarbrough (Lions) RB Leonard Fournette (Jaguars) RB Devonta Freeman (Falcons) RB Tevin Coleman (49ers) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB Rashaad Penny (Seahawks) RB Ronald Jones (Bucs) WR Julio Jones (Falcons) WR T.Y. Hilton (Colts) WR Emmanuel Sanders (49ers) WR Julian Edelman (Patriots) WR Larry Fitzgerald (Cardinals) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Alshon Jeffery (Eagles) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) WR Allen Lazard (Packers) TE Hunter Henry (Chargers) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE David Njoku (Browns) DS Jaguars DS Bills DS Steelers PK Josh Lambo (Jaguars) PK Dan Bailey (Vikings) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Drew Brees (Saints) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) QB Teddy Bridgewater (Saints) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB Marlon Mack (Colts) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) WR Antonio Brown (none) RB Peyton Barber (Bucs) WR A.J. Green (Bengals) RB Adrian Peterson (Washington) WR Amari Cooper (Cowboys) WR Kenny Golladay (Lions) WR Tyreek Hill (Chiefs) WR Robert Woods (Rams) WR Golden Tate (Giants) WR Nelson Agholor (Eagles) WR Dede Westbrook (Jaguars) TE Zach Ertz (Eagles) TE Jacob Hollister (Seahawks) DS Cardinals TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) DS Falcons DS Titans PK Mason Crosby (Packers) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Stephen Hauschka (Bills) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matt Ryan (Falcons) QB Baker Mayfield (Browns) QB Matthew Stafford (Lions) QB Joe Flacco (Broncos) RB James Conner (Steelers) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB Duke Johnson (Texans) RB Phillip Lindsay (Broncos) RB Jamaal Williams (Packers) RB Jordan Howard (Eagles) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) WR Demarcus Robinson (Chiefs) WR Davante Adams (Packers) WR Terry McLaurin (Washington) WR Stefon Diggs (Vikings) WR Josh Gordon (Seahawks) WR Calvin Ridley (Falcons) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Jarvis Landry (Browns) WR Chris Godwin (Bucs) WR Randall Cobb (Cowboys) WR M. Valdes-Scantling (Packers) WR Marquise Brown (Ravens) DS Lions DS Eagles DS Chiefs PK Matt Prater (Lions) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Rams) QB Deshaun Watson (Texans) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Drew Lock (Broncos) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Christian McCaffrey (Panthers) RB Derrius Guice (Washington) RB Wayne Gallman (Giants) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Malcolm Brown (Rams) RB Kerryon Johnson (Lions) RB Benny Snell (Steelers) WR Will Fuller (Texans) WR Odell Beckham (Browns) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Mike Evans (Bucs) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Christian Kirk (Cardinals) TE Jack Doyle (Colts) WR DeVante Parker (Dolphins) TE Ryan Griffin (Jets) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) DS Texans DS Panthers PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Austin Seibert (Browns) ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jameis Winston (Saints) QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) RB Tarik Cohen (Bears) QB Kyle Allen (Washington) RB Le'Veon Bell (Jets) RB Raheem Mostert (49ers) RB Chris Carson (Seahawks) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB David Johnson (Texans) RB Mark Ingram (Ravens) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) RB Jonathan Williams (Lions) WR J.J. Arcega-Whiteside (Eagles) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) WR Corey Davis (Titans) WR Cole Beasley (Bills) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Steelers) TE George Kittle (49ers) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) TE Darren Waller (Raiders) WR Tyrell Williams (Raiders) DS 49ers WR Marvin Jones (Lions) PK Robbie Gould (49ers) DS Bears PK Joey Slye (Panthers) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens)