========================= BAFFLE Rosters - Week 1 ========================= (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Sony Michel (Patriots) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) RB Darrynton Evans (Titans) RB Zach Moss (Bills) RB Chris Thompson (Jaguars) RB Latavius Murray (Saints) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) RB James Robinson (Jaguars) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) WR Anthony Miller (Bears) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR Preston Williams (Dolphins) WR DeSean Jackson (Eagles) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) TE Jared Cook (Saints) WR Parris Campbell (Colts) DS Ravens DS Chiefs DS Jaguars DS Packers PK Matt Prater (Lions) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) PK Sam Sloman (Rams) PK Ryan Succop (Bucs) ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) QB Teddy Bridgewater (Panthers) RB Kenyan Drake (Cardinals) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) RB Todd Gurley (Falcons) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) WR D.J. Chark (Jaguars) RB DeeJay Dallas (Seahawks) WR Sterling Shepard (Giants) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR John Brown (Bills) WR N'Keal Harry (Patriots) WR Sammy Watkins (Chiefs) WR A.J. Green (Bengals) WR Willie Snead (Ravens) WR Christian Kirk (Cardinals) TE George Kittle (49ers) DS Patriots TE Hayden Hurst (Falcons) DS Browns DS Broncos PK Zane Gonzalez (Cardinals) PK Robbie Gould (49ers) PK Dan Bailey (Vikings) ===================================== ===================================== BLUE STARS DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Cam Newton (Patriots) QB Carson Wentz (Eagles) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) RB Matt Breida (Dolphins) RB Joshua Kelley (Chargers) RB Kerryon Johnson (Lions) RB Carlos Hyde (Seahawks) RB Marlon Mack (Colts) WR Allen Robinson (Bears) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Titans) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) TE Mike Gesicki (Dolphins) TE Devin Asiasi (Patriots) TE Austin Hooper (Browns) DS Vikings DS Colts DS Rams DS Jets PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Wil Lutz (Saints) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Seahawks) QB Tom Brady (Bucs) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) QB Matthew Stafford (Lions) RB Ronald Jones (Bucs) RB Leonard Fournette (Bucs) WR T.Y. Hilton (Colts) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB Tevin Coleman (49ers) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) WR Julio Jones (Falcons) WR Jarvis Landry (Browns) WR Will Fuller (Texans) WR Marvin Jones (Lions) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) WR Steven Sims (Washington) TE Darren Waller (Raiders) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) TE Evan Engram (Giants) TE Hunter Henry (Chargers) TE Jack Doyle (Colts) DS Saints DS Steelers DS Dolphins DS Giants PK Rodrigo Blankenship (Colts) PK Austin Seibert (Browns) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Deshaun Watson (Texans) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Sam Darnold (Jets) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB James Conner (Steelers) RB Tarik Cohen (Bears) RB Phillip Lindsay (Broncos) WR Amari Cooper (Cowboys) RB Chase Edmonds (Cardinals) WR Tyreek Hill (Chiefs) WR Kenny Golladay (Lions) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Robert Woods (Rams) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE Zach Ertz (Eagles) DS Bills DS Chargers DS Lions DS Texans PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Graham Gano (Giants) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matt Ryan (Falcons) QB Baker Mayfield (Browns) QB Jared Goff (Rams) QB Drew Lock (Broncos) RB Cam Akers (Rams) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) RB Benny Snell (Steelers) RB Bryce Love (Washington) WR Davante Adams (Packers) WR Terry McLaurin (Washington) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Calvin Ridley (Falcons) WR Chris Godwin (Bucs) WR Marquise Brown (Ravens) WR Julian Edelman (Patriots) WR Devin Duvernay (Ravens) WR Bryan Edwards (Raiders) TE Rob Gronkowski (Bucs) DS 49ers DS Cowboys PK Greg Zuerlein (Cowboys) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) PK Justin Rohrwasser (Patriots) ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Daniel Jones (Giants) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Gardner Minshew (Jaguars) RB Christian McCaffrey (Panthers) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Jerick McKinnon (49ers) RB Ke'Shawn Vaughn (Bucs) RB Boston Scott (Eagles) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR Odell Beckham (Browns) WR Mike Evans (Bucs) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR DeVante Parker (Dolphins) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Denzel Mims (Jets) WR Henry Ruggs (Raiders) WR Curtis Samuel (Panthers) WR Jalen Reagor (Eagles) TE Tyler Higbee (Rams) WR Jamison Crowder (Jets) DS Bucs WR Allen Lazard (Packers) DS Titans DS Seahawks PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Joey Slye (Panthers) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Drew Brees (Saints) QB Ben Roethlisberger (Steelers) QB Philip Rivers (Colts) QB Derek Carr (Raiders) RB Raheem Mostert (49ers) RB Le'Veon Bell (Jets) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Chris Carson (Seahawks) RB David Johnson (Texans) RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB Duke Johnson (Texans) RB Mark Ingram (Ravens) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Antonio Gibson (Washington) RB Anthony McFarland (Steelers) RB Jordan Howard (Dolphins) RB Darrel Williams (Chiefs) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Steelers) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR Emmanuel Sanders (Saints) WR Golden Tate (Giants) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) DS Eagles DS Bears PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) PK Mason Crosby (Packers) RB Ryquell Armstead (Jaguars) [CV]