========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 14 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Nick Mullens (49ers) RB Sony Michel (Patriots) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Frank Gore (Jets) RB Latavius Murray (Saints) RB Malcolm Brown (Rams) RB Zach Moss (Bills) RB Devonta Freeman (Giants) RB James Robinson (Jaguars) RB Chris Thompson (Jaguars) RB Myles Gaskin (Dolphins) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) RB Adrian Peterson (Lions) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) WR Keke Coutee (Texans) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR Curtis Samuel (Panthers) WR Rashard Higgins (Browns) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) TE Rob Gronkowski (Bucs) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) DS Ravens DS Chiefs DS Jaguars DS Cardinals PK Matt Prater (Lions) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) PK Sam Sloman (none) PK Ryan Succop (Bucs) RB Darrynton Evans (Titans) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) QB Teddy Bridgewater (Panthers) RB Kenyan Drake (Cardinals) QB Andy Dalton (Cowboys) RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) RB Todd Gurley (Falcons) RB Salvon Ahmed (Dolphins) RB Jamaal Williams (Packers) WR Sterling Shepard (Giants) RB Duke Johnson (Texans) WR D.J. Chark (Jaguars) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Sammy Watkins (Chiefs) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR Christian Kirk (Cardinals) TE Robert Tonyan (Packers) WR Tim Patrick (Broncos) TE Jonnu Smith (Titans) WR A.J. Green (Bengals) DS Broncos DS Patriots DS Packers DS Browns PK Robbie Gould (49ers) PK Zane Gonzalez (Cardinals) PK Nick Folk (Patriots) PK Dan Bailey (Vikings) TE George Kittle (49ers) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLUE STARS DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Cam Newton (Patriots) QB Carson Wentz (Eagles) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Kyle Allen (Washington) QB Derek Carr (Raiders) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) RB Matt Breida (Dolphins) RB Joshua Kelley (Chargers) RB Kerryon Johnson (Lions) RB Carlos Hyde (Seahawks) RB Marlon Mack (Colts) WR Allen Robinson (Bears) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Titans) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Cedrick Wilson (Cowboys) WR Tre'Quan Smith (Saints) WR Randall Cobb (Texans) TE Mike Gesicki (Dolphins) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) TE Austin Hooper (Browns) DS Vikings DS Colts DS Rams DS Jets PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Wil Lutz (Saints) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) TE Devin Asiasi (Patriots) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Seahawks) QB Tom Brady (Bucs) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) QB Matthew Stafford (Lions) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) QB Mike Glennon (Jaguars) RB Ronald Jones (Bucs) RB Leonard Fournette (Bucs) RB Tevin Coleman (49ers) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) WR Allen Lazard (Packers) WR Cole Beasley (Bills) WR Julio Jones (Falcons) WR Jarvis Landry (Browns) WR Chase Claypool (Steelers) WR Marvin Jones (Lions) TE Eric Ebron (Steelers) WR Corey Davis (Titans) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) WR K.J. Hamler (Broncos) TE Darren Waller (Raiders) WR David Moore (Seahawks) TE Hayden Hurst (Falcons) DS Saints DS Steelers DS Dolphins DS Giants PK Rodrigo Blankenship (Colts) PK Stephen Gostkowski (Titans) PK Graham Gano (Giants) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Deshaun Watson (Texans) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Taysom Hill (Saints) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB James Conner (Steelers) RB J.D. McKissic (Washington) RB James White (Patriots) WR Tyreek Hill (Chiefs) RB Chase Edmonds (Cardinals) WR Amari Cooper (Cowboys) WR Kenny Golladay (Lions) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Robert Woods (Rams) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) TE Hunter Henry (Chargers) WR Keelan Cole (Jaguars) TE T.J. Hockenson (Lions) WR Dontrelle Inman (Washington) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) WR T.Y. Hilton (Colts) DS Bills DS Chargers DS Lions DS Texans PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Sam Ficken (Jets) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) [IR] TE Zach Ertz (Eagles) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matt Ryan (Falcons) QB Baker Mayfield (Browns) QB Jared Goff (Rams) QB Drew Lock (Broncos) RB Cam Akers (Rams) QB Jameis Winston (Saints) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) RB Phillip Lindsay (Broncos) RB Mike Davis (Panthers) RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) RB Benny Snell (Steelers) RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) WR Scotty Miller (Bucs) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) WR Davante Adams (Packers) WR Terry McLaurin (Washington) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Calvin Ridley (Falcons) WR Chris Godwin (Bucs) WR Marquise Brown (Ravens) WR Robby Anderson (Panthers) WR Devin Duvernay (Ravens) WR Jakobi Meyers (Patriots) DS Cowboys DS 49ers DS Raiders DS Washington PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) PK Greg Zuerlein (Cowboys) PK Cody Parkey (Browns) PK Dustin Hopkins (Washington) [IR] WR Julian Edelman (Patriots) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Gardner Minshew (Jaguars) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Philip Rivers (Colts) QB Joe Flacco (Jets) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Kalen Ballage (Chargers) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Nyheim Hines (Colts) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) RB Christian McCaffrey (Panthers) RB La'Mical Perine (Jets) WR Odell Beckham (Browns) RB Devontae Booker (Raiders) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Mike Evans (Bucs) WR Henry Ruggs (Raiders) WR DeVante Parker (Dolphins) WR Jalen Reagor (Eagles) WR Preston Williams (Dolphins) WR Jamison Crowder (Jets) WR Nelson Agholor (Raiders) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) DS Bucs DS Seahawks DS Titans DS Bengals PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Joey Slye (Panthers) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) PK Stephen Hauschka (none) [IR] RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Drew Brees (Saints) QB Ben Roethlisberger (Steelers) QB Alex Smith (Washington) RB Chris Carson (Seahawks) QB Mitchell Trubisky (Bears) RB Wayne Gallman (Giants) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB Giovanni Bernard (Bengals) RB Le'Veon Bell (Chiefs) RB David Johnson (Texans) RB Antonio Gibson (Washington) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) RB Raheem Mostert (49ers) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) WR Denzel Mims (Jets) WR Cordarelle Patterson (Bears) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Steelers) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Antonio Brown (Bucs) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) DS Eagles DS Bears DS Falcons DS Panthers PK Michael Badgley (Chargers) PK Mason Crosby (Packers) PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) PK Randy Bullock (Bengals) RB Tarik Cohen (Bears) [IR] RB Ryquell Armstead (Jaguars) [CV]