====================== BAFFLE Draft Rosters ====================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Ryan Fitzpatrick (Washington) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB David Johnson (Texans) RB James Robinson (Jaguars) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Myles Gaskin (Dolphins) RB Tevin Coleman (Jets) RB Trey Sermon (49ers) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) RB Salvon Ahmed (Dolphins) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR Tyrell Williams (Lions) WR Robby Anderson (Panthers) WR Nelson Agholor (Patriots) WR Corey Davis (Jets) WR Allen Lazard (Packers) WR Nico Collins (Texans) TE Rob Gronkowski (Bucs) TE Tyler Higbee (Rams) DS Ravens DS Washington DS Texans DS Jets PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) PK Quinn Nordin (Patriots) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) [IR] [IR] [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) QB Carson Wentz (Colts) RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) RB Jamaal Williams (Lions) RB Michael Carter (Jets) RB Leonard Fournette (Bucs) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Jaret Patterson (Washington) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Kadarius Toney (Giants) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Emmanuel Sanders (Bills) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) WR Henry Ruggs (Raiders) TE George Kittle (49ers) WR Terrace Marshall (Panthers) TE Jonnu Smith (Patriots) TE Hunter Henry (Patriots) DS Bills DS Vikings DS Titans DS Falcons PK Matt Gay (Rams) PK Greg Zuerlein (Cowboys) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) [IR] [IR] [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLUE STARS DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Derek Carr (Raiders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) QB Teddy Bridgewater (Broncos) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Carlos Hyde (Jaguars) WR A.J. Brown (Titans) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Tre'Quan Smith (Saints) WR Allen Robinson (Bears) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR Curtis Samuel (Washington) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Elijah Moore (Jets) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR Cole Beasley (Bills) WR Laviska Shenault (Jaguars) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) WR A.J. Green (Cardinals) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Robert Tonyan (Packers) DS Rams DS 49ers DS Cowboys DS Jaguars PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) PK Dustin Hopkins (Washington) PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) [IR] [IR] [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Seahawks) QB Tom Brady (Bucs) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) RB Sony Michel (Rams) RB Latavius Murray (Saints) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Odell Beckham (Browns) WR Marvin Jones (Jaguars) WR Will Fuller (Dolphins) WR Julio Jones (Titans) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) WR Chase Claypool (Steelers) WR DeVante Parker (Dolphins) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Steelers) WR Jalen Reagor (Eagles) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE Mike Gesicki (Dolphins) TE Darren Waller (Raiders) DS Dolphins DS Steelers DS Panthers DS Bengals PK Ryan Succop (Bucs) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Wil Lutz (Saints) PK Austin Seibert (Lions) [IR] [IR] [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Baker Mayfield (Browns) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Jameis Winston (Saints) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) QB Sam Darnold (Panthers) RB Kenyan Drake (Raiders) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB James White (Patriots) RB Chase Edmonds (Cardinals) RB J.D. McKissic (Washington) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) WR Tyreek Hill (Chiefs) RB Nyheim Hines (Colts) WR Amari Cooper (Cowboys) RB Mark Ingram (Texans) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Kenny Golladay (Giants) WR Van Jefferson (Rams) WR Robert Woods (Rams) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) TE T.J. Hockenson (Lions) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) DS Bucs DS Chiefs DS Bears DS Packers PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) PK Josh Lambo (Jaguars) PK Tristan Vizcaino (Chargers) [IR] WR T.Y. Hilton (Colts) [IR] [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Trey Lance (49ers) QB Ben Roethlisberger (Steelers) QB Zach Wilson (Jets) RB Mike Davis (Falcons) RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) RB Malcolm Brown (Dolphins) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) WR Davante Adams (Packers) RB Zack Moss (Bills) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Terry McLaurin (Washington) WR Calvin Ridley (Falcons) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Marquise Brown (Ravens) WR Chris Godwin (Bucs) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Jakobi Meyers (Patriots) WR Parris Campbell (Colts) WR Rondale Moore (Cardinals) TE Noah Fant (Broncos) WR M. Valdes-Scantling (Packers) TE Austin Hooper (Browns) WR D. Peoples-Jones (Browns) DS Broncos DS Patriots DS Raiders DS Giants PK Graham Gano (Giants) PK Rodrigo Blankenship (Colts) PK Robbie Gould (49ers) PK Mason Crosby (Packers) RB Cam Akers (Rams) [IR] [IR] [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matt Ryan (Falcons) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Jared Goff (Lions) RB Christian McCaffrey (Panthers) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Devontae Booker (Giants) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) RB Phillip Lindsay (Texans) RB Damien Williams (Bears) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) RB Chris Evans (Bengals) WR Mike Evans (Bucs) RB Boston Scott (Eagles) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Jarvis Landry (Browns) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Russell Gage (Falcons) WR Marquez Callaway (Saints) TE Logan Thomas (Washington) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) DS Saints WR Antonio Brown (Bucs) DS Cardinals WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) DS Colts PK Sam Ficken (Titans) PK Chase McLaughlin (Browns) [IR] [IR] [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) QB Justin Fields (Bears) RB Chris Carson (Seahawks) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Antonio Gibson (Washington) RB Raheem Mostert (49ers) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Ronald Jones (Bucs) RB Alex Collins (Seahawks) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Darrel Williams (Chiefs) RB Tony Jones (Saints) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) WR D.J. Chark (Jaguars) WR Sterling Shepard (Giants) WR Bryan Edwards (Raiders) WR K.J. Hamler (Broncos) DS Browns DS Seahawks DS Chargers DS Eagles PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Ryan Santoso (Panthers) PK Matt Ammendola (Jets) [IR] [IR] [IR] [IR]