========================= BAFFLE Rosters - Week 9 ========================= (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Taylor Heinecke (Washington) QB Case Keenum (Browns) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) RB James Robinson (Jaguars) RB David Johnson (Texans) RB Myles Gaskin (Dolphins) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Trey Sermon (49ers) WR Kalif Raymond (Lions) RB Chris Evans (Bengals) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Robby Anderson (Panthers) WR Nelson Agholor (Patriots) WR Corey Davis (Jets) WR Deonte Harris (Saints) WR Allen Lazard (Packers) TE Rob Gronkowski (Bucs) WR Nico Collins (Texans) DS Ravens DS Washington DS Texans DS Jets PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) WR Tyrell Williams (Lions) [IR] QB Ryan Fitzpatrick (Washington) [IR] PK Quinn Nordin (Patriots) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) QB Carson Wentz (Colts) RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Michael Carter (Jets) RB Jeremy McNichols (Titans) RB Ty'Son Williams (Ravens) RB Leonard Fournette (Bucs) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) RB Le'Veon Bell (Ravens) WR Emmanuel Sanders (Bills) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Kadarius Toney (Giants) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) TE Mo Alie-Cox (Colts) WR Bryan Edwards (Raiders) TE George Kittle (49ers) WR Terrace Marshall (Panthers) TE David Njoku (Browns) WR Quez Watkins (Eagles) DS Bills DS Vikings DS Titans DS Falcons PK Matt Gay (Rams) PK Greg Zuerlein (Cowboys) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) [IR] [IR] RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLUE STARS DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Derek Carr (Raiders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) QB Teddy Bridgewater (Broncos) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Sony Michel (Rams) WR A.J. Brown (Titans) WR Tre'Quan Smith (Saints) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR Allen Robinson (Bears) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Elijah Moore (Jets) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR Cole Beasley (Bills) WR Laviska Shenault (Jaguars) WR Christian Kirk (Cardinals) WR A.J. Green (Cardinals) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Ricky Seals-Jones (Washington) DS Rams DS 49ers DS Cowboys DS Jaguars PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) PK Austin Seibert (Lions) PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) [IR] TE Robert Tonyan (Packers) [IR] [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Tom Brady (Bucs) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) RB D'Ernest Johnson (Browns) RB Latavius Murray (Ravens) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Odell Beckham (Browns) WR Marvin Jones (Jaguars) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) WR Julio Jones (Titans) WR DeVante Parker (Dolphins) WR Chase Claypool (Steelers) WR Jalen Reagor (Eagles) TE Mike Gesicki (Dolphins) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE Jared Cook (Chargers) TE Darren Waller (Raiders) TE Tyler Higbee (Rams) TE Dalton Schultz (Cowboys) DS Dolphins DS Steelers DS Panthers DS Bengals PK Ryan Succop (Bucs) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Brian Johnson (Saints) PK Mason Crosby (Packers) QB Russell Wilson (Seahawks) [IR] WR Will Fuller (Dolphins) [IR] WR J. Smith-Schuster (Steelers) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Baker Mayfield (Browns) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Jordan Love (Packers) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) QB Sam Darnold (Panthers) RB Kenyan Drake (Raiders) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB J.D. McKissic (Washington) RB Chase Edmonds (Cardinals) WR Tyreek Hill (Chiefs) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) WR Amari Cooper (Cowboys) RB Mark Ingram (Saints) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR T.Y. Hilton (Colts) WR Van Jefferson (Rams) WR Kenny Golladay (Giants) WR M. Valdes-Scantling (Packers) WR Robert Woods (Rams) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) TE T.J. Hockenson (Lions) TE Dawson Knox (Bills) DS Bucs DS Chiefs DS Bears DS Packers PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) PK Zane Gonzalez (Panthers) PK Tristan Vizcaino (none) RB James White (Patriots) [IR] WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) [IR] [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Trey Lance (49ers) QB Ben Roethlisberger (Steelers) QB Davis Mills (Texans) RB Mike Davis (Falcons) QB Deshaun Watson (Texans) RB Boston Scott (Eagles) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB Cam Akers (Rams) RB Zack Moss (Bills) WR Davante Adams (Packers) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Terry McLaurin (Washington) WR Calvin Ridley (Falcons) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Marquise Brown (Ravens) WR Chris Godwin (Bucs) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Jakobi Meyers (Patriots) TE Zach Ertz (Cardinals) WR Rondale Moore (Cardinals) TE Noah Fant (Broncos) WR D. Peoples-Jones (Browns) DS Broncos OP/PK DS Raiders DS Patriots PK Graham Gano (Giants) DS Giants PK Randy Bullock (Titans) PK Chase McLaughlin (Browns) RB Malcolm Brown (Dolphins) [IR] PK Rodrigo Blankenship (Colts) [IR] WR Parris Campbell (Colts) [IR] RB C. Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matt Ryan (Falcons) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Mike White (Jets) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Devontae Booker (Giants) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) RB Damien Williams (Bears) WR Jarvis Landry (Browns) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) WR Jamal Agnew (Jaguars) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Mike Evans (Bucs) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR Marquez Callaway (Saints) WR K.J Osborne (Vikings) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) WR Antonio Brown (Bucs) DS Saints WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) DS Cardinals WR Jamison Crowder (Jets) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) DS Colts PK Michael Badgley (Colts) PK Robbie Gould (49ers) TE Logan Thomas (Washington) [IR] RB C. McCaffrey (Panthers) [IR] [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Taysom Hill (Saints) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Alex Collins (Seahawks) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Rashaad Penny (Seahawks) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Devonta Freeman (Ravens) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Antonio Gibson (Washington) RB C. Patterson (Falcons) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Samaje Perine (Bengals) RB Adrian Peterson (Titans) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) RB Darrel Williams (Chiefs) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) WR Sterling Shepard (Giants) WR Tim Patrick (Broncos) WR Randall Cobb (Packers) WR Russell Gage (Falcons) DS Seahawks WR Tajae Sharpe (Falcons) DS Eagles DS Browns PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) PK Nick Folk (Patriots) RB Chris Carson (Seahawks) [IR] RB Raheem Mostert (49ers) [IR] RB David Montgomery (Bears) [IR] WR K.J. Hamler (Broncos) [IR]