========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 12 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Taylor Heinecke (Washington) QB Case Keenum (Browns) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) RB James Robinson (Jaguars) RB David Johnson (Texans) RB Myles Gaskin (Dolphins) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Trey Sermon (49ers) WR Kalif Raymond (Lions) RB Jordan Howard (Eagles) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Robby Anderson (Panthers) WR Nelson Agholor (Patriots) WR Corey Davis (Jets) WR Deonte Harris (Saints) WR Allen Lazard (Packers) TE Rob Gronkowski (Bucs) WR Nico Collins (Texans) DS Ravens DS Washington DS Texans DS Jets PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) PK Quinn Nordin (Patriots) [IR] QB Ryan Fitzpatrick (Washington) [IR] [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) QB Carson Wentz (Colts) QB Andy Dalton (Bears) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) RB Jeremy McNichols (Titans) RB Michael Carter (Jets) RB Leonard Fournette (Bucs) RB Tevin Coleman (Jets) RB DeeJay Dallas (Seahawks) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Emmanuel Sanders (Bills) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Kadarius Toney (Giants) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) WR Bryan Edwards (Raiders) TE George Kittle (49ers) WR DeAndre Carter (Washington) TE Pat Freiermuth (Steelers) WR Quez Watkins (Eagles) DS Bills DS Vikings DS Titans DS Falcons PK Matt Gay (Rams) PK Greg Zuerlein (Cowboys) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) [IR] [IR] RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLUE STARS DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Derek Carr (Raiders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) QB Teddy Bridgewater (Broncos) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Sony Michel (Rams) RB Rex Burkhead (Texans) WR Tre'Quan Smith (Saints) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR Allen Robinson (Bears) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Elijah Moore (Jets) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR A.J. Brown (Titans) WR Laviska Shenault (Jaguars) WR Christian Kirk (Cardinals) WR A.J. Green (Cardinals) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Ricky Seals-Jones (Washington) DS Rams DS 49ers DS Cowboys DS Jaguars PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) PK Dustin Hopkins (Chargers) PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) [IR] TE Robert Tonyan (Packers) [IR] PK Austin Seibert (Lions) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Seahawks) QB Tom Brady (Bucs) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) RB D'Ernest Johnson (Browns) RB Latavius Murray (Ravens) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB Ronald Jones (Bucs) WR Marvin Jones (Jaguars) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) WR Chase Claypool (Steelers) WR Odell Beckham (Rams) TE Mike Gesicki (Dolphins) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE Jared Cook (Chargers) TE Darren Waller (Raiders) TE Tyler Higbee (Rams) TE Dalton Schultz (Cowboys) OP TE Hunter Henry (Patriots) DS Dolphins TE Tyler Conklin (Vikings) DS Panthers DS Steelers PK Ryan Succop (Bucs) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Brian Johnson (none) PK Mason Crosby (Packers) WR Julio Jones (Titans) [IR] WR Will Fuller (Dolphins) [IR] WR J. Smith-Schuster (Steelers) [IR] WR DeVante Parker (Dolphins) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Baker Mayfield (Browns) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Cam Newton (Panthers) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Tyrod Taylor (Texans) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) RB Kenyan Drake (Raiders) RB Mark Ingram (Saints) RB J.D. McKissic (Washington) RB Nyheim Hines (Colts) WR Tyreek Hill (Chiefs) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR Amari Cooper (Cowboys) WR Kenny Golladay (Giants) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) WR Van Jefferson (Rams) WR Robert Woods (Rams) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) TE Dawson Knox (Bills) TE T.J. Hockenson (Lions) OP DS Bucs DS Chiefs DS Bears DS Packers PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) PK Zane Gonzalez (Panthers) PK Michael Badgley (Colts) RB James White (Patriots) [IR] QB Sam Darnold (Panthers) [IR] [IR] RB Chase Edmonds (Cardinals) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Trevor Siemian (Saints) QB Ben Roethlisberger (Steelers) QB Trey Lance (49ers) RB Mike Davis (Falcons) QB Deshaun Watson (Texans) RB Cam Akers (Rams) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) WR Davante Adams (Packers) RB Zack Moss (Bills) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) RB C. Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) WR Calvin Ridley (Falcons) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) WR Marquise Brown (Ravens) WR Terry McLaurin (Washington) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Cedrick Wilson (Cowboys) WR Chris Godwin (Bucs) WR M. Valdes-Scantling (Packers) WR Rondale Moore (Cardinals) TE Zach Ertz (Cardinals) WR D. Peoples-Jones (Browns) TE Noah Fant (Broncos) WR Olamide Zaccheaus (Falcons) DS Broncos DS Patriots PK Graham Gano (Giants) DS Giants PK Randy Bullock (Titans) PK Chase McLaughlin (Browns) RB Malcolm Brown (Dolphins) [IR] PK Rodrigo Blankenship (Colts) [IR] WR Parris Campbell (Colts) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matt Ryan (Falcons) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Tyler Huntley (Ravens) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Devontae Booker (Giants) RB Adrian Peterson (none) RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) RB C. McCaffrey (Panthers) RB Eno Benjamin (Cardinals) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) RB Ty Johnson (Jets) RB Jeff Wilson (49ers) WR Mike Evans (Bucs) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Jarvis Landry (Browns) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Jamal Agnew (Jaguars) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) WR K.J Osborne (Vikings) TE Dan Arnold (Jaguars) DS Saints DS Colts DS Cardinals DS Lions PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Robbie Gould (49ers) TE Logan Thomas (Washington) [IR] [IR] RB Derrick Henry (Titans) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Taysom Hill (Saints) QB Zach Wilson (Jets) RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Alex Collins (Seahawks) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Devonta Freeman (Ravens) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB C. Patterson (Falcons) RB Darrel Williams (Chiefs) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Antonio Gibson (Washington) RB D'Onta Foreman (Titans) RB Jaret Patterson (Washington) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) WR Sterling Shepard (Giants) WR Tim Patrick (Broncos) WR Jamison Crowder (Jets) WR Russell Gage (Falcons) DS Seahawks DS Browns DS Eagles PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Joey Slye (Washington) PK Nick Folk (Patriots) RB Chris Carson (Seahawks) [IR] RB Raheem Mostert (49ers) [IR] QB Jameis Winston (Saints) [IR] WR K.J. Hamler (Broncos) [IR]