========================== BAFFLE Pre-Draft Rosters ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB RB Damien Harris (Patriots) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) XX WR Allen Lazard (Packers) XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX DS DS PK PK ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB QB RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) RB Leonard Fournette (Buccaneers) XX WR Mike Williams (Chargers) XX WR Michael Pittman (Colts) XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX DS Bills DS PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Derek Carr (Raiders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB QB RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX DS DS PK PK ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tom Brady (Buccaneers) QB QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) WR Marvin Jones (Jaguars) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) WR Chase Claypool (Steelers) XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX DS DS PK PK ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) WR Robert Woods (Titans) XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX DS Buccaneers DS PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Trey Lance (49ers) QB QB RB Cam Akers (Rams) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR Marquise Brown (Cardinals) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX DS DS PK PK ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB QB RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Christian McCaffrey (Panthers) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX DS DS PK PK ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB QB RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) RB James Conner (Cardinals) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Rashaad Penny (Seahawks) XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX DS DS PK PK