========================= BAFFLE Rosters - Week 3 ========================= (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) WR Bryan Edwards (Falcons) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR Jakobi Meyers (Patriots) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR D.J. Chark (Lions) WR Allen Lazard (Packers) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Rondale Moore (Cardinals) TE Dalton Schultz (Cowboys) WR Van Jefferson (Rams) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) DS Packers DS Saints DS Browns PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Carson Wentz (Commanders) QB Jared Goff (Lions) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) RB Leonard Fournette (Buccaneers) RB Zamir White (Raiders) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) RB Jerick McKinnon (Chiefs) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Eno Benjamin (Cardinals) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Sammy Watkins (Packers) WR Devin Duvernay (Ravens) TE Darren Waller (Raiders) DS Bills DS Panthers PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) DS Colts PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Derek Carr (Raiders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Chase Edmonds (Dolphins) RB Michael Carter (Jets) RB Matt Breida (Giants) RB Samaje Perine (Bengals) RB Darrel Williams (Cardinals) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR Robbie Anderson (Panthers) TE Zach Ertz (Cardinals) WR Nelson Agholor (Patriots) DS Steelers TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) DS Raiders DS Rams PK Matt Gay (Rams) PK Randy Bullock (Titans) PK Robbie Gould (49ers) RB Damien Williams (Falcons) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tom Brady (Buccaneers) QB Kenny Pickett (Steelers) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) RB Ronald Jones (Chiefs) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Isaiah Spiller (Chargers) RB Cordarrelle Patterson (Falcons) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB Jeff Wilson (49ers) WR Marvin Jones (Jaguars) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) WR Chase Claypool (Steelers) WR Russell Gage (Buccaneers) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR DeVante Parker (Patriots) WR Elijah Moore (Jets) WR Alec Pierce (Colts) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) WR Curtis Samuel (Commanders) WR Donovan Peoples-Jones (Browns) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) DS Cowboys DS Dolphins PK Ryan Succop (Buccaneers) PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jameis Winston (Saints) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Davis Mills (Texans) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Cooper Rush (Cowboys) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) RB J.D. McKissic (Commanders) RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) RB Rex Burkhead (Texans) RB Mark Ingram (Saints) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) WR Robert Woods (Titans) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) WR Sterling Shepard (Giants) WR Nico Collins (Texans) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) TE Cole Kmet (Bears) TE George Kittle (49ers) DS Chiefs DS Buccaneers DS Titans PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Mason Crosby (Packers) PK Graham Gano (Giants) PK Rodrigo Blankenship (none) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) QB Zach Wilson (Jets) QB Malik Willis (Titans) RB Cam Akers (Rams) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB Nyheim Hines (Colts) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Marquise Brown (Cardinals) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Chiefs) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR K.J. Hamler (Broncos) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) WR Ashton Dulin (Colts) DS Ravens DS Patriots DS Vikings PK Wil Lutz (Saints) PK Dustin Hopkins (Chargers) PK Cade York (Browns) QB Trey Lance (49ers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Matt Ryan (Colts) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Christian McCaffrey (Panthers) RB Jamaal Williams (Lions) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) RB Dontrell Hilliard (Titans) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) RB James Robinson (Jaguars) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Tyrion Davis-Price (49ers) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) WR Greg Dortch (Cardinals) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) DS Bengals WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) DS Chargers WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) DS Eagles PK Austin Seibert (Lions) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Baker Mayfield (Panthers) RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) RB James Conner (Cardinals) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Rashaad Penny (Seahawks) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) WR Allen Robinson (Rams) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) WR George Pickens (Steelers) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR Jarvis Landry (Saints) RB Sony Michel (Chargers) WR Kadarius Toney (Giants) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) TE T.J. Hockenson (Lions) WR Isaiah McKenzie (Bills) TE Dawson Knox (Bills) WR Zay Jones (Jaguars) DS 49ers DS Broncos PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Nick Folk (Patriots)