========================= BAFFLE Rosters - Week 7 ========================= (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) RB Tevin Coleman (49ers) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR Jakobi Meyers (Patriots) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR D.J. Chark (Lions) WR Allen Lazard (Packers) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Rondale Moore (Cardinals) TE Dalton Schultz (Cowboys) WR Corey Davis (Jets) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) DS Packers DS Saints DS Browns PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) WR Van Jefferson (Rams) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Carson Wentz (Commanders) QB Jared Goff (Lions) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) RB Leonard Fournette (Buccaneers) RB Jerick McKinnon (Chiefs) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) RB Eno Benjamin (Cardinals) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Devin Duvernay (Ravens) WR Josh Reynolds (Lions) DS Bills TE Darren Waller (Raiders) DS Falcons DS Panthers PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) DS Colts PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) WR Sammy Watkins (Packers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Derek Carr (Raiders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Marcus Mariota (Falcons) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Chase Edmonds (Dolphins) RB Michael Carter (Jets) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) RB Samaje Perine (Bengals) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR Robbie Anderson (Cardinals) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Nelson Agholor (Patriots) WR Chris Olave (Saints) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE Zach Ertz (Cardinals) TE David Njoku (Browns) DS Steelers DS Rams DS Raiders DS Giants PK Matt Gay (Rams) PK Nick Folk (Patriots) PK Robbie Gould (49ers) RB Damien Williams (Falcons) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tom Brady (Buccaneers) QB Kenny Pickett (Steelers) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) RB Isaiah Spiller (Chargers) RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB James Cook (Bills) WR Marvin Jones (Jaguars) RB Jeff Wilson (49ers) WR Chase Claypool (Steelers) RB Latavius Murray (Broncos) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) WR Elijah Moore (Jets) WR Russell Gage (Buccaneers) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) WR DeVante Parker (Patriots) DS Cowboys WR Alec Pierce (Colts) DS Jets TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) PK Ryan Succop (Buccaneers) DS Dolphins PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Chase McLaughlin (Colts) RB C. Patterson (Falcons) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jameis Winston (Saints) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Davis Mills (Texans) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jacoby Brissett (Browns) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) RB J.D. McKissic (Commanders) RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) RB Kenyan Drake (Ravens) RB Mark Ingram (Saints) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) WR Robert Woods (Titans) WR Braxton Berrios (Jets) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) WR Noah Brown (Cowboys) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Gerald Everett (Chargers) TE Tyler Higbee (Rams) DS Chiefs DS Buccaneers DS Titans PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Mason Crosby (Packers) PK Graham Gano (Giants) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) QB Zach Wilson (Jets) QB Taylor Heinecke (Commanders) RB Cam Akers (Rams) QB Teddy Bridgewater (Dolphins) RB Nyheim Hines (Colts) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR Marquise Brown (Cardinals) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Chiefs) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) WR K.J. Hamler (Broncos) DS Ravens DS Patriots PK Dustin Hopkins (Chargers) PK Wil Lutz (Saints) PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) PK Cade York (Browns) QB Trey Lance (49ers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Matt Ryan (Colts) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Christian McCaffrey (Panthers) RB Jamaal Williams (Lions) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) RB Dontrell Hilliard (Titans) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Caleb Huntley (Falcons) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Matt Breida (Giants) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) DS Bengals WR Tyquan Thornton (Patriots) DS Chargers DS Eagles PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) DS Cardinals PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Brett Maher (Cowboys) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) [IR] RB Kyren Williams (Rams) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB P.J. Walker (Panthers) RB David Montgomery (Bears) QB Jacob Eason (Panthers) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Mike Boone (Broncos) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Sony Michel (Chargers) RB James Conner (Cardinals) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) WR Allen Robinson (Rams) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR George Pickens (Steelers) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) WR Amari Rodgers (Packers) WR Isaiah McKenzie (Bills) TE T.J. Hockenson (Lions) WR Zay Jones (Jaguars) TE Daniel Bellinger (Giants) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) DS 49ers DS Broncos PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Riley Patterson (Jaguars) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) [IR] RB Rashaad Penny (Seahawks) [IR]