========================= BAFFLE Rosters - Week 9 ========================= (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) RB Tevin Coleman (none) RB James Robinson (Jets) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR Jakobi Meyers (Patriots) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Allen Lazard (Packers) TE Dalton Schultz (Cowboys) WR Rondale Moore (Cardinals) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) WR Van Jefferson (Rams) DS Saints DS Packers DS Vikings DS Browns PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) WR D.J. Chark (Lions) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Andy Dalton (Saints) QB Jared Goff (Lions) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) RB Leonard Fournette (Buccaneers) RB Jerick McKinnon (Chiefs) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB D'Onta Foreman (Panthers) RB Eno Benjamin (Cardinals) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Curtis Samuel (Commanders) WR Devin Duvernay (Ravens) TE Darren Waller (Raiders) DS Bills DS Panthers PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) DS Colts PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) QB Carson Wentz (Commanders) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Derek Carr (Raiders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Marcus Mariota (Falcons) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Chase Edmonds (Broncos) RB Michael Carter (Jets) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) RB Samaje Perine (Bengals) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR Parris Campbell (Colts) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Marquise Goodwin (Seahawks) WR Chris Olave (Saints) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE Zach Ertz (Cardinals) TE Pat Freiermuth (Steelers) DS Steelers DS Rams DS Raiders DS Giants PK Matt Gay (Rams) PK Nick Folk (Patriots) PK Robbie Gould (49ers) RB Damien Williams (Falcons) [IR] RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tom Brady (Buccaneers) QB Kenny Pickett (Steelers) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) RB Isaiah Spiller (Chargers) RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB James Cook (Bills) WR Marvin Jones (Jaguars) RB Jeff Wilson (Dolphins) WR Chase Claypool (Bears) RB Latavius Murray (Broncos) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) WR Elijah Moore (Jets) WR Donovan Peoples-Jones (Browns) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) WR DeVante Parker (Patriots) DS Cowboys WR Alec Pierce (Colts) DS Jets TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) PK Ryan Succop (Buccaneers) DS Dolphins PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Chase McLaughlin (Colts) RB C. Patterson (Falcons) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jameis Winston (Saints) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Davis Mills (Texans) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jacoby Brissett (Browns) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) RB Kenyan Drake (Ravens) RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) RB Mark Ingram (Saints) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) WR Kadarius Toney (Chiefs) WR Robert Woods (Titans) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) TE George Kittle (49ers) WR Noah Brown (Cowboys) TE Tyler Higbee (Rams) TE Gerald Everett (Chargers) DS Buccaneers DS Chiefs DS Jaguars DS Titans PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Mason Crosby (Packers) PK Graham Gano (Giants) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) QB Zach Wilson (Jets) QB Taylor Heinecke (Commanders) RB Cam Akers (Rams) QB Sam Ehlinger (Colts) RB Nyheim Hines (Bills) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB Ronnie Rivers (Rams) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Chiefs) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) WR K.J. Hamler (Broncos) DS Ravens DS Patriots PK Dustin Hopkins (Chargers) PK Wil Lutz (Saints) PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) PK Cade York (Browns) WR Marquise Brown (Cardinals) [IR] QB Trey Lance (49ers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Matt Ryan (Colts) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Jamaal Williams (Lions) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) RB Dontrell Hilliard (Titans) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Caleb Huntley (Falcons) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB JaMycal Hasty (Jaguars) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) DS Bengals WR Tyquan Thornton (Patriots) DS Chargers DS Eagles PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) PK Brett Maher (Cowboys) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Michael Badgley (Lions) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) [IR] RB Kyren Williams (Rams) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB P.J. Walker (Panthers) RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Justice Hill (Ravens) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR Allen Robinson (Rams) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) WR George Pickens (Steelers) WR Isaiah McKenzie (Bills) WR Kenny Golladay (Giants) WR Zay Jones (Jaguars) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) DS 49ers DS Broncos DS Commanders DS Bears PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) [IR] RB Rashaad Penny (Seahawks) [IR]