========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 12 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) RB Tevin Coleman (none) RB James Robinson (Jets) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR Jakobi Meyers (Patriots) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Allen Lazard (Packers) WR D.J. Chark (Lions) WR Rondale Moore (Cardinals) TE Dalton Schultz (Cowboys) WR Van Jefferson (Rams) DS Saints DS Packers DS Vikings DS Browns PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Colt McCoy (Cardinals) QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Andy Dalton (Saints) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Leonard Fournette (Buccaneers) RB Melvin Gordon (none) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB D'Onta Foreman (Panthers) RB Eno Benjamin (Texans) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) RB Cam Akers (Rams) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Devin Duvernay (Ravens) WR Curtis Samuel (Commanders) DS Bills WR Steven Sims (Steelers) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) DS Commanders PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) QB Carson Wentz (Commanders) [IR] TE Darren Waller (Raiders) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Derek Carr (Raiders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Marcus Mariota (Falcons) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Chase Edmonds (Broncos) RB Michael Carter (Jets) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) RB Samaje Perine (Bengals) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) WR Chris Olave (Saints) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) WR Parris Campbell (Colts) TE Pat Freiermuth (Steelers) TE Zach Ertz (Cardinals) DS Rams DS Steelers DS Giants DS Raiders PK Nick Folk (Patriots) PK Matt Gay (Rams) PK Joey Slye (Commanders) PK Robbie Gould (49ers) RB Damien Williams (Falcons) [IR] WR Michael Thomas (Saints) [IR] RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tom Brady (Buccaneers) QB Kenny Pickett (Steelers) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Cordarrelle Patterson (Falcons) RB Isaiah Spiller (Chargers) RB Jeff Wilson (Dolphins) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB Latavius Murray (Broncos) WR Marvin Jones (Jaguars) RB James Cook (Bills) WR Chase Claypool (Bears) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Donovan Peoples-Jones (Browns) WR Elijah Moore (Jets) WR Odell Beckham (none) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) DS Cowboys DS Dolphins DS Jets DS Cardinals PK Ryan Succop (Buccaneers) PK Chase McLaughlin (Colts) PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Graham Gano (Giants) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Mike White (Jets) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Davis Mills (Texans) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jacoby Brissett (Browns) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) RB Kenyan Drake (Ravens) RB Darrell Henderson (none) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) RB Phillip Lindsay (Colts) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) WR Kadarius Toney (Chiefs) WR Robert Woods (Titans) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) TE George Kittle (49ers) WR Jauan Jennings (49ers) TE Dawson Knox (Bills) TE Gerald Everett (Chargers) DS Buccaneers DS Chiefs DS Texans DS Titans PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Mason Crosby (Packers) PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) QB Zach Wilson (Jets) QB Taylor Heinecke (Commanders) QB Matt Ryan (Colts) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB Nyheim Hines (Bills) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Chiefs) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) WR Marquise Brown (Cardinals) WR Jarvis Landry (Saints) TE Cole Kmet (Bears) TE Tyler Higbee (Rams) DS Ravens DS Patriots PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Wil Lutz (Saints) PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) PK Cade York (Browns) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) [IR] QB Trey Lance (49ers) [IR] PK Dustin Hopkins (Chargers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Case Keenum (Bills) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Jamaal Williams (Lions) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) RB Dontrell Hilliard (Titans) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Caleb Huntley (Falcons) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) WR Demarcus Robinson (Ravens) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine (Titans) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Mack Hollins (Raiders) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) DS Bengals WR Tyquan Thornton (Patriots) DS Chargers DS Eagles PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Brett Maher (Cowboys) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) [IR] WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) [IR] WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Sam Darnold (Panthers) RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Trestan Ebner (Bears) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR Allen Robinson (Rams) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) WR Randall Cobb (Packers) WR Zay Jones (Jaguars) WR George Pickens (Steelers) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) DS Broncos TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) DS Panthers DS 49ers PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Michael Badgley (Lions) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) [IR] RB Rashaad Penny (Seahawks) [IR] RB Joshua Kelley (Chargers) [IR]