========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 13 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) RB Tevin Coleman (none) RB James Robinson (Jets) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Jakobi Meyers (Patriots) WR Allen Lazard (Packers) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Van Jefferson (Rams) WR D.J. Chark (Lions) WR Nico Collins (Texans) TE Dalton Schultz (Cowboys) TE Foster Moreau (Raiders) DS Saints DS Packers DS Vikings DS Browns PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) [IR] RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Andy Dalton (Saints) QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Jameis Winston (Saints) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Leonard Fournette (Buccaneers) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) RB D'Onta Foreman (Panthers) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) RB Eno Benjamin (Texans) WR Drake London (Falcons) RB Cam Akers (Rams) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Devin Duvernay (Ravens) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) TE David Njoku (Browns) WR Curtis Samuel (Commanders) DS Bills WR Steven Sims (Steelers) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) DS Commanders PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) QB Carson Wentz (Commanders) [IR] TE Darren Waller (Raiders) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Derek Carr (Raiders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Marcus Mariota (Falcons) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Chase Edmonds (Broncos) RB Michael Carter (Jets) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) RB Samaje Perine (Bengals) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) WR Chris Olave (Saints) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) WR Parris Campbell (Colts) TE Pat Freiermuth (Steelers) TE Zach Ertz (Cardinals) DS Rams DS Steelers DS Giants DS Raiders PK Nick Folk (Patriots) PK Matt Gay (Rams) PK Joey Slye (Commanders) PK Robbie Gould (49ers) RB Damien Williams (Falcons) [IR] WR Michael Thomas (Saints) [IR] RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tom Brady (Buccaneers) QB Kenny Pickett (Steelers) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Cordarrelle Patterson (Falcons) RB Isaiah Spiller (Chargers) RB Jeff Wilson (Dolphins) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB Latavius Murray (Broncos) WR Marvin Jones (Jaguars) RB James Cook (Bills) WR Chase Claypool (Bears) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Donovan Peoples-Jones (Browns) WR Elijah Moore (Jets) WR Odell Beckham (none) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) DS Cowboys DS Dolphins DS Jets DS Cardinals PK Ryan Succop (Buccaneers) PK Chase McLaughlin (Colts) PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Graham Gano (Giants) RB C. Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Mike White (Jets) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB Kenyan Drake (Ravens) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) RB Darrell Henderson (Jaguars) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) RB Phillip Lindsay (Colts) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) WR Kadarius Toney (Chiefs) WR Robert Woods (Titans) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) TE George Kittle (49ers) WR Jauan Jennings (49ers) TE Dawson Knox (Bills) TE Gerald Everett (Chargers) DS Buccaneers DS Chiefs DS Texans DS Titans PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Mason Crosby (Packers) PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) QB Matt Ryan (Colts) QB Taylor Heinecke (Commanders) RB Zonovan Knight (Jets) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB Nyheim Hines (Bills) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Chiefs) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Marquise Brown (Cardinals) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) WR Ben Skowronek (Rams) WR Jarvis Landry (Saints) TE Cole Kmet (Bears) TE Tyler Higbee (Rams) DS Ravens DS Patriots PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Wil Lutz (Saints) PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) PK Cade York (Browns) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) [IR] QB Trey Lance (49ers) [IR] PK Dustin Hopkins (Chargers) [IR] WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Case Keenum (Bills) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Jamaal Williams (Lions) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) RB Dontrell Hilliard (Titans) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Caleb Huntley (Falcons) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Tyrion Davis-Price (49ers) WR Demarcus Robinson (Ravens) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine (Titans) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Mack Hollins (Raiders) RB Matt Breida (Giants) DS Bengals WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) DS Chargers DS Eagles PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Brett Maher (Cowboys) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) [IR] WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) [IR] WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Sam Darnold (Panthers) QB Jordan Love (Packers) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) RB JaMycal Hasty (Jaguars) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) WR Randall Cobb (Packers) WR Zay Jones (Jaguars) WR George Pickens (Steelers) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) DS Broncos TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) DS Panthers DS 49ers PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Michael Badgley (Lions) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) [IR] RB Rashaad Penny (Seahawks) [IR] WR Allen Robinson (Rams) [IR]