========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 18 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Davis Mills (Texans) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) RB Tevin Coleman (none) RB Jerick McKinnon (Chiefs) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Jakobi Meyers (Patriots) WR Allen Lazard (Packers) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) WR D.J. Chark (Lions) WR Greg Dortch (Cardinals) TE Dalton Schultz (Cowboys) TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) DS Browns DS Saints DS Seahawks DS Vikings PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) [IR] WR Nico Collins (Texans) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Andy Dalton (Saints) QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Jarrett Stidham (Raiders) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Leonard Fournette (Buccaneers) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) RB D'Onta Foreman (Panthers) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) RB Cam Akers (Rams) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Devin Duvernay (Ravens) WR Elijah Moore (Jets) TE David Njoku (Browns) TE Darren Waller (Raiders) DS Bills DS Commanders PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) DS Lions PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Derek Carr (Raiders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Marcus Mariota (Falcons) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) RB Michael Carter (Jets) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) RB Samaje Perine (Bengals) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) WR Chris Olave (Saints) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) WR Parris Campbell (Colts) TE Pat Freiermuth (Steelers) TE Zach Ertz (Cardinals) DS Rams DS Steelers DS Giants DS Raiders PK Nick Folk (Patriots) PK Matt Gay (Rams) PK Joey Slye (Commanders) PK Robbie Gould (49ers) RB Chase Edmonds (Broncos) [IR] WR Michael Thomas (Saints) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tom Brady (Buccaneers) QB Kenny Pickett (Steelers) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) RB Isaiah Spiller (Chargers) RB Cordarrelle Patterson (Falcons) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB Jeff Wilson (Dolphins) WR Marvin Jones (Jaguars) RB Latavius Murray (Broncos) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) RB James Cook (Bills) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) RB Pierre Strong (Patriots) WR Isaiah McKenzie (Bills) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR DeAndre Carter (Chargers) WR Donovan Peoples-Jones (Browns) TE Juwan Johnson (Saints) WR Chris Moore (Texans) DS Cowboys TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) DS Jets TE Jelani Woods (Colts) PK Ryan Succop (Buccaneers) DS Dolphins PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Graham Gano (Giants) RB Breece Hall (Jets) [IR] RB C. Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Mike White (Jets) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB Kenyan Drake (Ravens) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) RB Mike Boone (Broncos) RB Darrell Henderson (Jaguars) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) RB Phillip Lindsay (none) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) WR Robert Woods (Titans) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) WR Kadarius Toney (Chiefs) WR Jauan Jennings (49ers) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Gerald Everett (Chargers) TE Hunter Henry (Patriots) DS Chiefs DS Buccaneers DS Titans PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Mason Crosby (Packers) PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) QB Matt Ryan (Colts) QB Taylor Heinecke (Commanders) RB Zonovan Knight (Jets) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB Nyheim Hines (Bills) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Chiefs) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Marquise Brown (Cardinals) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) WR Ben Skowronek (Rams) WR Jarvis Landry (Saints) TE Dawson Knox (Bills) TE Tyler Higbee (Rams) DS Ravens DS Patriots PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Wil Lutz (Saints) PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) PK Cade York (Browns) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) [IR] QB Trey Lance (49ers) [IR] WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) [IR] QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Jamaal Williams (Lions) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) RB Dontrell Hilliard (Titans) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Caleb Huntley (Falcons) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Jordan Mason (49ers) WR Demarcus Robinson (Ravens) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine (Titans) RB Matt Breida (Giants) WR Mack Hollins (Raiders) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) DS Bengals DS Eagles DS Chargers DS Packers PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Brett Maher (Cowboys) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) [IR] WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) [IR] WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Gardner Minshew (Eagles) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) QB Sam Darnold (Panthers) RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) RB James Conner (Cardinals) WR George Pickens (Steelers) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR Odell Beckham (none) RB Zack Moss (Colts) WR Calvin Ridley (Jaguars) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) WR Zay Jones (Jaguars) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) DS Jaguars DS 49ers PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Michael Badgley (Lions) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) [IR] RB Rashaad Penny (Seahawks) [IR] WR Allen Robinson (Rams) [IR] RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) [IR]