======================== BAFFLE Scores - Week 1 ======================== BIG DAWGS 71, Black Holes 61 DA PER'S 86, Anarchy 67 Wood's Wusses 54, TREE SLOBS 44 Rusty's Renegades 66, ROLLERBALLERS 49 BEER BELLIES 51, Killer Whales 43 Terminators 74, DRAGAN'S DRAGONS 42 Hooters 62, PRIDELESS PERVERTS 41 Grizzly Riders 97, ACME PORKERS 50 ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES at BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Derek Carr (Raiders) 9.40 QB Josh Allen (Bills) 23.74 RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) 0.00 RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) 2.48 WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) 22.36 RB L. Fournette (Buccaneers) 9.75 WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) 9.20 WR Mike Williams (Chargers) 0.40 WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) 1.95 WR Michael Pittman (Colts) 13.84 TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) 2.08 TE Darren Waller (Raiders) 3.16 DS Rams 8.51 DS Colts 5.68 PK Randy Bullock (Titans) 7.00 PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) 10.00 Home field advantage 2.00 ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- Score: 60.50 Score: 71.05 ===================================== ===================================== ANARCHY at DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) 30.45 QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) 14.61 RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) 2.23 RB Najee Harris (Steelers) 7.27 RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) 1.89 WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) 13.08 RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) 7.48 WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) 2.07 WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) 2.20 WR Michael Thomas (Saints) 14.28 WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) 8.56 WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) 9.16 DS Browns 7.24 DS Steelers 18.88 PK Tyler Bass (Bills) 7.00 PK Matt Gay (Rams) 5.00 Home field advantage 2.00 ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- Score: 67.05 Score: 86.35 ===================================== ===================================== WOOD'S WUSSES at TREE SLOBS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) 15.36 QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) 0.85 RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) 6.62 RB David Montgomery (Bears) 2.26 RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) 3.24 RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) 3.25 RB James Conner (Cardinals) 8.46 RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) 5.78 RB Rashaad Penny (Seahawks) 3.28 WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) 14.16 RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) 10.09 WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) 1.66 DS Broncos 5.62 DS 49ers 5.95 PK Nick Folk (Patriots) 1.00 PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) 8.00 Home field advantage 2.00 ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- Score: 53.67 Score: 43.91 ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES at ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Bears) 10.32 QB Trey Lance (49ers) 4.48 RB Derrick Henry (Titans) 4.10 RB Nick Chubb (Browns) 10.13 RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) 3.49 RB Mike Davis (Ravens) 0.55 WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) 14.12 WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) 8.32 WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) 8.84 WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) 2.64 WR Davante Adams (Raiders) 14.64 WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) 2.08 DS Chargers 9.45 DS Patriots 3.45 PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) 1.00 PK Cade York (Browns) 15.00 Home field advantage 2.00 ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- Score: 65.96 Score: 48.65 ===================================== ===================================== KILLER WHALES at BEER BELLIES ===================================== ===================================== QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) 13.54 QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) 15.31 RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) 5.22 RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) 3.07 RB Devin Singletary (Bills) 2.96 RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) 1.96 RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) 3.39 RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) 1.92 WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) 0.96 WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) 7.66 WR Robert Woods (Titans) 0.52 WR Drake London (Falcons) 2.96 DS Titans 9.60 DS Bills 12.38 PK Rodrigo Blankenship (Colts) 7.00 PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) 4.00 Home field advantage 2.00 ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- Score: 43.19 Score: 51.26 ===================================== ===================================== TERMINATORS at DRAGAN'S DRAGONS ===================================== ===================================== QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) 15.61 QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) 13.90 RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) 20.40 RB Aaron Jones (Packers) 3.53 RB C. McCaffrey (Panthers) 8.61 RB Breece Hall (Jets) 1.17 RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) 2.05 WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) 2.88 WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) 1.16 WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) -0.06 WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) 8.36 WR Elijah Moore (Jets) 1.96 DS Eagles 5.78 DS Cowboys 5.40 PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) 12.00 PK Ryan Succop (Buccaneers) 11.00 Home field advantage 2.00 ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- Score: 73.97 Score: 41.78 ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS at PRIDELESS PERVERTS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jameis Winston (Saints) 15.83 QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) 4.40 RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) 17.61 RB Cam Akers (Rams) 0.00 RB J.D. McKissic (Commanders) 3.20 WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) 13.88 WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) 4.06 WR Marquise Brown (Ravens) 7.72 WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) 9.52 WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) 1.08 TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) 0.76 WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) 0.32 DS Commanders 4.98 DS Ravens 6.76 PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) 6.00 PK Dustin Hopkins (Chargers) 5.00 Home field advantage 2.00 ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- Score: 61.96 Score: 41.16 ===================================== ===================================== GRIZZLY RIDERS at ACME PORKERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Tom Brady (Buccaneers) 6.69 QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) 17.63 RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) 17.44 RB Damien Harris (Patriots) 2.80 RB C. Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) 15.38 RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) 11.16 RB C. Patterson (Falcons) 15.64 WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) 1.44 WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) 3.28 WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) 0.00 TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) 13.84 TE Dalton Schultz (Cowboys) 2.48 DS Dolphins 12.84 DS Saints 4.86 PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) 12.00 PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) 8.00 Home field advantage 2.00 ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- Score: 97.11 Score: 50.37