========================== BAFFLE Draft Rosters ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) RB Miles Sanders (Panthers) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR Chase Claypool (Bears) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR D.J. Chark (Panthers) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) DS Steelers (Steelers) DS Ravens (Ravens) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Brandon McManus (Jaguars) PK Matt Gay (Colts) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Sam Darnold (49ers) RB Jerick McKinnon (Chiefs) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Cam Akers (Rams) WR Isaiah Hodgins (Giants) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) RB Devin Singletary (Texans) WR Elijah Moore (Browns) WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) WR Jameson Williams (SUSP) (Lions) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Titans) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Odell Beckham (Ravens) WR Drake London (Falcons) TE Darren Waller (Giants) DS Rams (Rams) DS Commanders (Commanders) DS Bills (Bills) DS Lions (Lions) PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) PK Graham Gano (Giants) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Riley Patterson (Lions) ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Sam Howell (Commanders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Derek Carr (Saints) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Patriots) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Patriots) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Curtis Samuel (Commanders) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) DS Saints (Saints) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) DS Texans (Texans) DS Giants (Giants) PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Nick Folk (Titans) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Bryce Young (Panthers) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Eagles) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) RB Jeff Wilson (Dolphins) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR Allen Lazard (Jets) RB Jamaal Williams (Saints) WR Zay Jones (Jaguars) WR Marquise Brown (Cardinals) WR Jonathan Mingo (Panthers) WR DeVante Parker (Patriots) WR Jalin Hyatt (Giants) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) DS Bears (Bears) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) DS Bengals (Bengals) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jordan Love (Packers) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Rashaad Penny (Eagles) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Dalvin Cook (Jets) WR Kadarius Toney (Chiefs) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR George Pickens (Steelers) WR Alec Pierce (Colts) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Pat Freiermuth (Steelers) TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) DS Browns (Browns) DS Packers (Packers) DS Vikings (Vikings) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (Raiders) QB Desmond Ridder (Falcons) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) RB Roschon Johnson (Bears) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Chiefs) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) DS Broncos (Broncos) WR Mecole Hardman (Jets) DS Chargers (Chargers) DS Eagles (Eagles) PK Jake Moody (49ers) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Daniel Jones (Giants) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Will Levis (Titans) QB Kenny Pickett (Steelers) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Kendre Miller (Saints) RB Joshua Kelley (Chargers) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Tank Bigsby (Jaguars) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) RB Deuce Vaughn (Cowboys) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) RB Evan Hull (Colts) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR Nico Collins (Texans) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) WR Tutu Atwell (Rams) DS Panthers (Panthers) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) PK Dustin Hopkins (Browns) DS Jets (Jets) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) QB Aaron Rodgers (Jets) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Damien Harris (Bills) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Zack Moss (Colts) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) RB Samaje Perine (Broncos) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) RB Latavius Murray (Bills) WR Calvin Ridley (Jaguars) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Donovan Peoples-Jones (Browns) WR Van Jefferson (Rams) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Parris Campbell (Giants) WR Tank Dell (Texans) DS 49ers (49ers) DS Patriots (Patriots) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys)