========================== BAFFLE Pre-Season Rosters ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Davis Mills (Texans) RB Damien Harris (Bills) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Miles Sanders (Panthers) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) RB Tevin Coleman (None) RB Kenyan Drake (None) WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) RB Jerick McKinnon (Chiefs) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Allen Lazard (Jets) WR D.J. Chark (Panthers) WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) TE Dalton Schultz (Texans) WR Greg Dortch (Cardinals) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) WR Nico Collins (Texans) DS Saints (Saints) TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) DS Vikings (Vikings) DS Browns (Browns) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Andy Dalton (Panthers) QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Jarrett Stidham (Broncos) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Patriots) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Leonard Fournette (None) RB D'Onta Foreman (Bears) RB Kareem Hunt (None) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) WR Drake London (Falcons) RB Cam Akers (Rams) WR Jameson Williams (SUSP) (Lions) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Chris Moore (Titans) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Devin Duvernay (Ravens) WR Elijah Moore (Browns) TE David Njoku (Browns) TE Darren Waller (Giants) DS Bills (Bills) DS Commanders (Commanders) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) DS Lions (Lions) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Brandon McManus (Jaguars) ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Derek Carr (Saints) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Marcus Mariota (Eagles) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) RB Michael Carter (Jets) RB Chase Edmonds (Buccaneers) RB Samaje Perine (Broncos) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) WR Parris Campbell (Giants) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) TE Pat Freiermuth (Steelers) TE Zach Ertz (Cardinals) DS Rams (Rams) DS Steelers (Steelers) DS Giants (Giants) DS Raiders (Raiders) PK Nick Folk (Titans) PK Matt Gay (Colts) PK Joey Slye (Commanders) PK Robbie Gould (None) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tom Brady (None) QB Kenny Pickett (Steelers) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Eagles) RB Isaiah Spiller (Chargers) RB Cordarrelle Patterson (Falcons) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB Jeff Wilson (Dolphins) WR Marvin Jones (Lions) RB Latavius Murray (Bills) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) RB James Cook (Bills) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) RB Pierre Strong (Browns) WR Isaiah McKenzie (Colts) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR DeAndre Carter (Raiders) RB C. Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) TE Juwan Johnson (Saints) WR Donovan Peoples-Jones (Browns) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) DS Jets (Jets) TE Jelani Woods (Colts) PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) PK Ryan Succop (None) PK Graham Gano (Giants) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Mike White (Dolphins) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) RB Dalvin Cook (Jets) RB Mike Boone (Texans) RB Devin Singletary (Texans) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) RB Darrell Henderson (None) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) RB Phillip Lindsay (None) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Robert Woods (Texans) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) WR Kadarius Toney (Chiefs) WR Jauan Jennings (49ers) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Gerald Everett (Chargers) TE Hunter Henry (Patriots) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) DS Titans (Titans) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) PK Mason Crosby (None) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (Raiders) QB Matt Ryan (None) QB Taylor Heinecke (Falcons) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Trey Lance (Cowboys) RB Zonovan Knight (None) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB Nyheim Hines (Bills) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Chiefs) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Marquise Brown (Cardinals) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) WR Ben Skowronek (Rams) WR Jarvis Landry (None) WR Mecole Hardman (Jets) TE Tyler Higbee (Rams) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) DS Patriots (Patriots) TE Dawson Knox (Bills) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) DS Ravens (Ravens) PK Cade York (None) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Jamaal Williams (Saints) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) RB Dontrell Hilliard (None) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Caleb Huntley (None) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Jordan Mason (49ers) WR Demarcus Robinson (Rams) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine (Titans) RB Matt Breida (Giants) WR Mack Hollins (Falcons) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) DS Eagles (Eagles) DS Bengals (Bengals) DS Packers (Packers) DS Chargers (Chargers) PK Brett Maher (None) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Jets) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Gardner Minshew (Colts) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) QB Sam Darnold (49ers) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) WR George Pickens (Steelers) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Zack Moss (Colts) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Patriots) RB Rashaad Penny (Eagles) WR Odell Beckham (Ravens) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Titans) WR Calvin Ridley (Jaguars) WR Zay Jones (Jaguars) WR Allen Robinson (Steelers) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) PK Michael Badgley (None) DS 49ers (49ers) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders)