========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 2 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) RB Miles Sanders (Panthers) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) RB Sean Tucker (Buccaneers) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR D.J. Chark (Panthers) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) DS Steelers (Steelers) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) DS Ravens (Ravens) PK Matt Gay (Colts) PK Brandon McManus (Jaguars) ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Sam Darnold (49ers) RB Jerick McKinnon (Chiefs) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Cam Akers (Rams) RB Justice Hill (Ravens) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) WR Isaiah Hodgins (Giants) RB Devin Singletary (Texans) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) WR Elijah Moore (Browns) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Titans) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) WR Odell Beckham (Ravens) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) TE Darren Waller (Giants) WR Drake London (Falcons) DS Commanders (Commanders) DS Bills (Bills) DS Lions (Lions) PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) PK Graham Gano (Giants) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Riley Patterson (Lions) ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Sam Howell (Commanders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Derek Carr (Saints) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Patriots) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Patriots) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Curtis Samuel (Commanders) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) DS Saints (Saints) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) DS Texans (Texans) DS Giants (Giants) PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Nick Folk (Titans) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Bryce Young (Panthers) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Eagles) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) RB Jeff Wilson (Dolphins) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR Allen Lazard (Jets) RB Jamaal Williams (Saints) WR Zay Jones (Jaguars) WR Marquise Brown (Cardinals) WR Jonathan Mingo (Panthers) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) WR Jalin Hyatt (Giants) DS Bears (Bears) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) DS Bengals (Bengals) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) PK Chad Ryland (Patriots) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) TE Jelani Woods (Colts) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jordan Love (Packers) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Rashaad Penny (Eagles) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Dalvin Cook (Jets) WR Kadarius Toney (Chiefs) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR George Pickens (Steelers) WR Alec Pierce (Colts) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Pat Freiermuth (Steelers) TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) DS Browns (Browns) DS Packers (Packers) DS Vikings (Vikings) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (Raiders) QB Desmond Ridder (Falcons) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) RB Roschon Johnson (Bears) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Chiefs) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) DS Broncos (Broncos) WR Mecole Hardman (Jets) DS Chargers (Chargers) DS Eagles (Eagles) PK Jake Moody (49ers) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Daniel Jones (Giants) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Will Levis (Titans) QB Kenny Pickett (Steelers) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Kendre Miller (Saints) RB Joshua Kelley (Chargers) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Tank Bigsby (Jaguars) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) RB Deuce Vaughn (Cowboys) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR Nico Collins (Texans) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR Tutu Atwell (Rams) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) DS Panthers (Panthers) XX PK Dustin Hopkins (Browns) DS Jets (Jets) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) [IR] RB Evan Hull (Colts) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) QB Zach Wilson (Jets) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Damien Harris (Bills) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) WR Calvin Ridley (Jaguars) RB Samaje Perine (Broncos) WR Donovan Peoples-Jones (Browns) RB Ty Chandler (Vikings) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Parris Campbell (Giants) WR Van Jefferson (Rams) WR Kendrick Bourne (Patriots) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) TE Luke Musgrave (Packers) WR Tank Dell (Texans) DS 49ers (49ers) DS Patriots (Patriots) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) QB Aaron Rodgers (Jets) [IR]