========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 3 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) RB Miles Sanders (Panthers) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Matt Breida (Giants) RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) RB Sean Tucker (Buccaneers) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR D.J. Chark (Panthers) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) DS Steelers (Steelers) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) DS Ravens (Ravens) PK Matt Gay (Colts) PK Brandon McManus (Jaguars) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Joshua Dobbs (Cardinals) RB Jerick McKinnon (Chiefs) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Cam Akers (Vikings) RB Justice Hill (Ravens) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) WR Isaiah Hodgins (Giants) RB Devin Singletary (Texans) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) WR Elijah Moore (Browns) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Titans) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) WR Odell Beckham (Ravens) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Josh Reynolds (Lions) WR Drake London (Falcons) TE Darren Waller (Giants) DS Bills (Bills) DS Commanders (Commanders) PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) DS Lions (Lions) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Riley Patterson (Lions) ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Sam Howell (Commanders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Derek Carr (Saints) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Patriots) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Patriots) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Curtis Samuel (Commanders) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) DS Saints (Saints) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) DS Texans (Texans) DS Giants (Giants) PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Nick Folk (Titans) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Bryce Young (Panthers) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Eagles) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) RB Jeff Wilson (Dolphins) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR Allen Lazard (Jets) RB Jamaal Williams (Saints) WR Zay Jones (Jaguars) RB Tony Jones (Saints) WR Jonathan Mingo (Panthers) WR Marquise Brown (Cardinals) WR Jalin Hyatt (Giants) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) DS Bears (Bears) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) DS Bengals (Bengals) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Chad Ryland (Patriots) TE Jelani Woods (Colts) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jordan Love (Packers) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Rashaad Penny (Eagles) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Dalvin Cook (Jets) WR Kadarius Toney (Chiefs) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR George Pickens (Steelers) WR Alec Pierce (Colts) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Pat Freiermuth (Steelers) TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) DS Browns (Browns) DS Packers (Packers) DS Vikings (Vikings) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (Raiders) QB Desmond Ridder (Falcons) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) RB Roschon Johnson (Bears) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Chiefs) TE Hunter Henry (Patriots) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) DS Broncos (Broncos) WR Mecole Hardman (Jets) DS Chargers (Chargers) DS Eagles (Eagles) PK Jake Moody (49ers) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Daniel Jones (Giants) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Will Levis (Titans) QB Kenny Pickett (Steelers) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Kendre Miller (Saints) RB Joshua Kelley (Chargers) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Tank Bigsby (Jaguars) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) RB Deuce Vaughn (Cowboys) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) RB Zack Moss (Colts) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR Nico Collins (Texans) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) WR Tutu Atwell (Rams) DS Panthers (Panthers) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) PK Dustin Hopkins (Browns) DS Jets (Jets) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Anders Carlson (Packers) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) [IR] RB Evan Hull (Colts) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) QB Zach Wilson (Jets) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Damien Harris (Bills) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) WR Calvin Ridley (Jaguars) RB Samaje Perine (Broncos) WR Donovan Peoples-Jones (Browns) RB Ty Chandler (Vikings) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Kendrick Bourne (Patriots) WR Van Jefferson (Rams) TE Luke Musgrave (Packers) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) WR Tank Dell (Texans) DS 49ers (49ers) DS Patriots (Patriots) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) QB Aaron Rodgers (Jets) [IR]