========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 9 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) RB Miles Sanders (Panthers) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Matt Breida (Giants) RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) RB Devin Singletary (Texans) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) RB Emari Demercado (Cardinals) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) WR K.J. Osborn (Vikings) WR D.J. Chark (Panthers) WR Trey Palmer (Buccaneers) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) DS Steelers (Steelers) DS Ravens (Ravens) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) PK Matt Gay (Colts) PK Lucas Havrisik (Rams) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Teddy Bridgewater (Lions) QB Joshua Dobbs (Vikings) QB Gardner Minshew (Colts) QB Sam Darnold (49ers) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) RB Cam Akers (Vikings) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) WR Odell Beckham (Ravens) TE David Njoku (Browns) WR Josh Reynolds (Lions) TE Logan Thomas (Commanders) TE Darren Waller (Giants) TE Donald Parham (Chargers) TE Gerald Everett (Chargers) DS Bills (Bills) DS Commanders (Commanders) PK Brandon McManus (Jaguars) DS Lions (Lions) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Riley Patterson (Lions) QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) [IR] WR Mike Williams (Chargers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Sam Howell (Commanders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Derek Carr (Saints) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Patriots) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR Curtis Samuel (Commanders) TE George Kittle (49ers) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) DS Saints (Saints) DS Giants (Giants) DS Texans (Texans) PK Nick Folk (Titans) PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Anders Carlson (Packers) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Bryce Young (Panthers) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) QB Mike White (Dolphins) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) RB D'Andre Swift (Eagles) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR Allen Lazard (Jets) RB Jeff Wilson (Dolphins) WR Zay Jones (Jaguars) RB Jamaal Williams (Saints) WR Jonathan Mingo (Panthers) WR Marquise Brown (Cardinals) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Titans) WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) DS Bengals (Bengals) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Blake Grupe (Saints) TE Jelani Woods (Colts) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jordan Love (Packers) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Dalvin Cook (Jets) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Kadarius Toney (Chiefs) RB Salvon Ahmed (Dolphins) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) WR George Pickens (Steelers) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) DS Browns (Browns) DS Packers (Packers) DS Vikings (Vikings) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Taylor Heinecke (Falcons) QB Desmond Ridder (Falcons) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) RB Justice Hill (Ravens) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) RB Craig Reynolds (Lions) RB Roschon Johnson (Bears) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) RB Zamir White (Raiders) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Chiefs) DS Broncos (Broncos) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) DS Chargers (Chargers) DS Eagles (Eagles) PK Jake Moody (49ers) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) [IR] RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Daniel Jones (Giants) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Will Levis (Titans) QB Kenny Pickett (Steelers) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Jaleel McLaughlin (Broncos) RB Tank Bigsby (Jaguars) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Rico Dowdle (Cowboys) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) RB Zack Moss (Colts) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) RB Keaton Mitchell (Ravens) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR Nico Collins (Texans) WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) DS Jets (Jets) PK Dustin Hopkins (Browns) DS Falcons (Falcons) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) QB Zach Wilson (Jets) QB PJ Walker (Browns) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Latavius Murray (Bills) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Joshua Kelley (Chargers) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) RB D'Onta Foreman (Bears) WR Calvin Ridley (Jaguars) RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) WR Tank Dell (Texans) DS 49ers (49ers) DS Patriots (Patriots) DS Raiders (Raiders) DS Colts (Colts) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) WR Kendrick Bourne (Patriots) [IR] QB Aaron Rodgers (Jets) [IR] RB James Conner (Cardinals) [IR]