========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 18 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) RB Miles Sanders (Panthers) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Devin Singletary (Texans) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) RB Royce Freeman (Rams) RB Isaiah Spiller (Chargers) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) RB Kendre Miller (Saints) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) WR Andre Iosivas (Bengals) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) WR D.J. Chark (Panthers) WR Trey Palmer (Buccaneers) DS Patriots (Patriots) WR Michael Wilson (Cardinals) DS Steelers (Steelers) WR Demario Douglas (Patriots) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) DS Ravens (Ravens) PK Matt Gay (Colts) PK Lucas Havrisik (Rams) WR Tim Patrick (Broncos) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Teddy Bridgewater (Lions) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) RB Samaje Perine (Broncos) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Odell Beckham (Ravens) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) WR Josh Reynolds (Lions) TE David Njoku (Browns) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) TE Donald Parham (Chargers) WR Elijah Moore (Browns) TE Cole Kmet (Bears) TE Dalton Schultz (Texans) DS Bills (Bills) TE Darren Waller (Giants) DS Rams (Rams) DS Commanders (Commanders) PK Brandon McManus (Jaguars) DS Lions (Lions) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Riley Patterson (None) QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) [IR] RB Cam Akers (Vikings) [IR] WR Mike Williams (Chargers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Sam Howell (Commanders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Derek Carr (Saints) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Patriots) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR Curtis Samuel (Commanders) TE George Kittle (49ers) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) TE Cade Otton (Buccaneers) DS Saints (Saints) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) DS Texans (Texans) DS Titans (Titans) PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Nick Folk (Titans) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Bryce Young (Panthers) QB Joe Flacco (Browns) QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Eagles) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) RB Jeff Wilson (Dolphins) WR Allen Lazard (Jets) RB C. Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) WR Zay Jones (Jaguars) WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Titans) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) DS Bengals (Bengals) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Blake Grupe (Saints) TE Jelani Woods (Colts) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jordan Love (Packers) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Dalvin Cook (Jets) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Kadarius Toney (Chiefs) RB Salvon Ahmed (Dolphins) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) WR George Pickens (Steelers) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Pat Freiermuth (Steelers) DS Browns (Browns) DS Falcons (Falcons) DS Vikings (Vikings) DS Colts (Colts) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Taylor Heinecke (Falcons) QB Desmond Ridder (Falcons) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) WR Noah Brown (Texans) RB Roschon Johnson (Bears) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) RB Ty Chandler (Vikings) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Rondale Moore (Cardinals) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Chiefs) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Dontayvion Wicks (Packers) DS Broncos (Broncos) DS Eagles (Eagles) DS Chargers (Chargers) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Jake Moody (49ers) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) [IR] RB Nick Chubb (Browns) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Will Levis (Titans) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Aidan O'Connell (Raiders) QB Nick Mullens (Vikings) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) RB Rico Dowdle (Cowboys) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Zack Moss (Colts) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) WR Nico Collins (Texans) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR K.J. Osborn (Vikings) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) DS Bears (Bears) DS Jets (Jets) PK Dustin Hopkins (Browns) DS Raiders (Raiders) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) [IR] RB Keaton Mitchell (Ravens) [IR] RB Jerick McKinnon (Chiefs) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Gardner Minshew (Colts) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Jameis Winston (Saints) QB Aaron Rodgers (Jets) QB Jake Browning (Bengals) QB Easton Stick (Chargers) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Jaleel McLaughlin (Broncos) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Latavius Murray (Bills) RB James Conner (Cardinals) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) RB Zamir White (Raiders) WR Calvin Ridley (Jaguars) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) TE Isaiah Likely (Ravens) DS 49ers (49ers) DS Packers (Packers) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) [IR] WR Tank Dell (Texans) [IR] RB Damien Harris (Bills) [IR] WR Kendrick Bourne (Patriots) [IR]