========================== BAFFLE Draft Rosters ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) Update: 02 September 2024 ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Russell Wilson (Steelers) RB Devin Singletary (Giants) RB J.K. Dobbins (Chargers) RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) RB Jonathan Brooks (Panthers) RB Antonio Gibson (Patriots) RB Kimani Vidal (Chargers) RB Roschon Johnson (Bears) WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marvin Harrsion Jr (Cardinals) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Marquise Brown (Chiefs) WR Demario Douglas (Patriots) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) WR Diontae Johnson (Panthers) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) DS Jaguars DS Ravens PK Cairo Santos (Bears) DS Packers PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Brayden Narveson (Packers) ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Aaron Rodgers (Jets) QB Derek Carr (Saints) QB Joe Flacco (Colts) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Tony Pollard (Titans) RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) RB MarShawn Lloyd (Packers) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Mike Williams (Jets) WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) WR Tyler Boyd (Titans) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) WR Gabe Davis (Jaguars) TE David Njoku (Browns) TE Dalton Schultz (Texans) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) DS Browns TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) DS Panthers DS Cowboys PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Cade York (Commanders) ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Kirk Cousins (Falcons) QB Bo Nix (Broncos) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) RB Trey Sermon (Colts) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) RB Blake Corum (Rams) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Titans) WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) WR Demarcus Robinson (Rams) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) DS Lions DS Eagles DS Texans DS Raiders PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Bryce Young (Panthers) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) RB Zack Moss (Bengals) WR Jerry Jeudy (Browns) WR Keon Coleman (Bills) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Michael Wilson (Cardinals) WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) WR Roman Wilson (Steelers) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) DS Seahawks WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) DS Steelers DS Buccaneers PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) PK Joshua Karty (Rams) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jordan Love (Packers) QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Tyrone Tracy Jr (Giants) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) RB Jaylen Wright (Dolphins) RB Ty Chandler (Vikings) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Nico Collins (Texans) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) WR Curtis Samuel (Bills) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) DS Bengals DS Chiefs DS Rams DS Falcons PK Jake Moody (49ers) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) QB Will Levis (Titans) RB Gus Edwards (Chargers) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB Carson Steele (Chiefs) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) WR Stefon Diggs (Texans) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Keenan Allen (Bears) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Malik Nabers (Giants) WR Darnell Mooney (Falcons) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) WR Adonai Mitchell (Colts) WR Ricky Pearsall (49ers) WR Dontayvion Wicks (Packers) WR Xavier Legette (Panthers) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) DS Bills DS Jets DS Chargers PK Jake Bates (Lions) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Drake Maye (Patriots) QB Michael Penix (Falcons) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Jordan Mason (49ers) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Trey Benson (Cardinals) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) RB Rico Dowdle (Cowboys) WR Rome Odunze (Bears) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR Ja'Lynn Polk (Patriots) RB Justice Hill (Ravens) WR Tre Tucker (Raiders) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Jalin Hyatt (Giants) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) DS Commanders WR Luke McCaffrey (Commanders) DS Saints WR Christian Watson (Packers) PK Dustin Hopkins (Browns) DS Bears PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) PK Matt Gay (Colts) ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Sam Darnold (Vikings) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Joe Mixon (Texans) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Ray Davis (Bills) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Jaleel McLaughlin (Broncos) RB Zamir White (Raiders) RB Cordarrelle Patterson (Steelers) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) RB Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) RB Tank Bigsby (Jaguars) WR George Pickens (Steelers) RB D'Onta Foreman (Browns) WR Andre Iosivas (Bengals) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) WR Tank Dell DS 49ers DS Colts PK Younghoe Koo PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins)