========================== BAFFLE Pre-Season Rosters ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) Update: 18 July 2024 ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) RB Miles Sanders (Panthers) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Devin Singletary (Giants) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) RB Royce Freeman (Cowboys) RB Isaiah Spiller (Chargers) WR Jerry Jeudy (Browns) RB Kendre Miller (Saints) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) WR Andre Iosivas (Bengals) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Diontae Johnson (Panthers) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) WR D.J. Chark (Chargers) WR Trey Palmer (Buccaneers) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) WR Michael Wilson (Cardinals) PK Matt Gay (Colts) WR Demario Douglas (Patriots) DS Patriots (Patriots) WR Tim Patrick (Broncos) DS Steelers (Steelers) PK Lucas Havrisik (None) DS Ravens (Ravens) ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) QB Teddy Bridgewater (None) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Kareem Hunt (None) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) RB Samaje Perine (Broncos) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) RB Cam Akers (None) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Odell Beckham (Dolphins) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) WR Josh Reynolds (Broncos) TE David Njoku (Browns) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) TE Donald Parham (Chargers) WR Elijah Moore (Browns) TE Cole Kmet (Bears) WR Mike Williams (Jets) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) TE Dalton Schultz (Texans) PK Brandon McManus (None) TE Darren Waller (Bills) DS Bills (Bills) PK Riley Patterson (Jaguars) DS Rams (Rams) DS Commanders (Commanders) DS Lions (Lions) ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Sam Howell (Seahawks) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Derek Carr (Saints) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Antonio Gibson (Patriots) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) RB J.K. Dobbins (Chargers) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Tyler Boyd (Titans) WR Darnell Mooney (Falcons) WR Curtis Samuel (Bills) WR Michael Thomas (None) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) TE Cade Otton (Buccaneers) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Nick Folk (Titans) DS Saints (Saints) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) DS Texans (Texans) DS Titans (Titans) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Steelers) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Bryce Young (Panthers) QB Joe Flacco (Colts) QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) RB Jeff Wilson (Dolphins) WR Allen Lazard (Jets) RB C. Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) WR Zay Jones (Cardinals) WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Titans) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) TE Jelani Woods (Colts) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Blake Grupe (Saints) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) DS Bengals (Bengals) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jordan Love (Packers) QB Kirk Cousins (Falcons) QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Dalvin Cook (None) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Kadarius Toney (Chiefs) RB Salvon Ahmed (Dolphins) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) WR George Pickens (Steelers) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Pat Freiermuth (Steelers) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) DS Falcons (Falcons) DS Browns (Browns) DS Colts (Colts) DS Vikings (Vikings) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Justin Fields (Steelers) QB Taylor Heinecke (Falcons) QB Desmond Ridder (Cardinals) RB Alexander Mattison (Raiders) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) RB Gus Edwards (Chargers) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB Roschon Johnson (Bears) WR Noah Brown (Texans) RB Ty Chandler (Vikings) WR Keenan Allen (Bears) WR Stefon Diggs (Texans) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Bills) WR Rondale Moore (Falcons) WR Dontayvion Wicks (Packers) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) PK Jake Moody (49ers) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) DS Broncos (Broncos) DS Eagles (Eagles) DS Chargers (Chargers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Will Levis (Titans) QB Nick Mullens (Vikings) QB Aidan O'Connell (Raiders) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Tony Pollard (Titans) RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) RB Rico Dowdle (Cowboys) WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) RB Zack Moss (Bengals) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Keaton Mitchell (Ravens) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) RB Jerick McKinnon (None) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR Nico Collins (Texans) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) PK Dustin Hopkins (Browns) WR K.J. Osborn (Patriots) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) DS Bears (Bears) DS Jets (Jets) DS Raiders (Raiders) ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Gardner Minshew (Raiders) QB Aaron Rodgers (Jets) QB Jameis Winston (Browns) QB Easton Stick (Chargers) QB Jake Browning (Bengals) RB Joe Mixon (Texans) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Jaleel McLaughlin (Broncos) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Latavius Murray (None) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) RB Damien Harris (None) RB Zamir White (Raiders) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Gabriel Davis (Jaguars) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) WR Tank Dell (Texans) WR Kendrick Bourne (Patriots) TE Isaiah Likely (Ravens) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) DS Packers (Packers) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) DS 49ers (49ers)