========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 2 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) Update: 11 September 2024 ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Russell Wilson (Steelers) RB Devin Singletary (Giants) RB J.K. Dobbins (Chargers) RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) RB Jonathan Brooks (Panthers) RB Antonio Gibson (Patriots) RB Kimani Vidal (Chargers) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Marvin Harrsion Jr (Cardinals) WR Demario Douglas (Patriots) WR Marquise Brown (Chiefs) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) WR Allen Lazard (Jets) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) WR Diontae Johnson (Panthers) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) DS Ravens (Ravens) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) DS Packers (Packers) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Brayden Narveson (Packers) ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Aaron Rodgers (Jets) QB Derek Carr (Saints) QB Joe Flacco (Colts) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Tony Pollard (Titans) RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) RB MarShawn Lloyd (Packers) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Mike Williams (Jets) WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) WR Tyler Boyd (Titans) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) WR Gabriel Davis (Jaguars) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) TE Dalton Schultz (Texans) TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) DS Browns (Browns) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) DS Panthers (Panthers) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Nick Folk (Titans) PK Cade York (None) ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Kirk Cousins (Falcons) QB Bo Nix (Broncos) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) RB Trey Sermon (Colts) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) RB Blake Corum (Rams) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Titans) WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) WR Demarcus Robinson (Rams) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) DS Lions (Lions) DS Eagles (Eagles) DS Texans (Texans) DS Raiders (Raiders) PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Justin Fields (Steelers) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) RB Zack Moss (Bengals) WR Jerry Jeudy (Browns) RB Jeff Wilson (Dolphins) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Keon Coleman (Bills) WR Roman Wilson (Steelers) WR Michael Wilson (Cardinals) WR Tyler Johnson (Rams) WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) TE Isaiah Likely (Ravens) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) DS Steelers (Steelers) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) PK Joshua Karty (Rams) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jordan Love (Packers) QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) RB Jaylen Wright (Dolphins) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Ty Chandler (Vikings) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) WR Nico Collins (Texans) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) WR Curtis Samuel (Bills) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) DS Bengals (Bengals) DS Falcons (Falcons) DS Rams (Rams) PK Blake Grupe (Saints) PK Jake Moody (49ers) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) QB Will Levis (Titans) RB Gus Edwards (Chargers) QB Jameis Winston (Browns) RB Carson Steele (Chiefs) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) WR Stefon Diggs (Texans) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Keenan Allen (Bears) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Darnell Mooney (Falcons) WR Malik Nabers (Giants) WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Adonai Mitchell (Colts) WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) WR Dontayvion Wicks (Packers) WR Ricky Pearsall (49ers) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) WR Xavier Legette (Panthers) DS Jets (Jets) DS Chargers (Chargers) PK Jake Bates (Lions) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Drake Maye (Patriots) QB Michael Penix (Falcons) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Jordan Mason (49ers) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Trey Benson (Cardinals) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) RB Rico Dowdle (Cowboys) WR Rome Odunze (Bears) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR Ja'Lynn Polk (Patriots) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Tre Tucker (Raiders) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) WR Jalin Hyatt (Giants) WR Luke McCaffrey (Commanders) DS Commanders (Commanders) WR Christian Watson (Packers) DS Saints (Saints) DS Bears (Bears) PK Dustin Hopkins (Browns) DS Patriots (Patriots) PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Sam Darnold (Vikings) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Joe Mixon (Texans) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Ray Davis (Bills) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Jaleel McLaughlin (Broncos) RB Zamir White (Raiders) RB Cordarrelle Patterson (Steelers) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) RB Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) RB Tank Bigsby (Jaguars) WR George Pickens (Steelers) RB D'Onta Foreman (Browns) WR Andre Iosivas (Bengals) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) WR Tank Dell (Texans) DS 49ers (49ers) DS Colts (Colts) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) QB J.J McCarthy (Vikings) [IR] RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) [IR] RB Kendre Miller (Saints) [IR]