========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 3 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) Update: 18 September 2024 ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Andy Dalton (Panthers) RB Devin Singletary (Giants) RB J.K. Dobbins (Chargers) RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) RB Jonathan Brooks (Panthers) RB Antonio Gibson (Patriots) RB Kimani Vidal (Chargers) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Marvin Harrison Jr (Cardinals) WR Demario Douglas (Patriots) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Allen Lazard (Jets) WR Diontae Johnson (Panthers) TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) WR Jordan Whittington (Rams) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) DS Ravens (Ravens) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) DS Packers (Packers) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Brayden Narveson (Packers) WR Marquise Brown (Chiefs) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Aaron Rodgers (Jets) QB Derek Carr (Saints) QB Joe Flacco (Colts) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Tony Pollard (Titans) RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) RB MarShawn Lloyd (Packers) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) WR Mike Williams (Jets) WR Jalen Nailor (Vikings) WR Tyler Boyd (Titans) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) WR Gabriel Davis (Jaguars) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) TE Dalton Schultz (Texans) TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) DS Browns (Browns) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) DS Panthers (Panthers) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Nick Folk (Titans) PK Cade York (None) ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Kirk Cousins (Falcons) QB Bo Nix (Broncos) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) RB Trey Sermon (Colts) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) RB Blake Corum (Rams) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Titans) WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) WR Demarcus Robinson (Rams) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) DS Lions (Lions) DS Eagles (Eagles) DS Texans (Texans) DS Raiders (Raiders) PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) QB Gardner Minshew (Raiders) QB Justin Fields (Steelers) QB Skylar Thompson (Dolphins) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) RB Zack Moss (Bengals) WR Jerry Jeudy (Browns) WR Keon Coleman (Bills) WR Roman Wilson (Steelers) WR Michael Wilson (Cardinals) WR Tyler Johnson (Rams) WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) TE Isaiah Likely (Ravens) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) DS Vikings (Vikings) DS Steelers (Steelers) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jordan Love (Packers) QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) RB Ty Chandler (Vikings) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR Jauan Jennings (49ers) WR Nico Collins (Texans) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) WR Curtis Samuel (Bills) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) DS Bengals (Bengals) DS Giants (Giants) DS Rams (Rams) PK Blake Grupe (Saints) PK Jake Moody (49ers) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) QB Will Levis (Titans) RB Gus Edwards (Chargers) QB Jameis Winston (Browns) RB Carson Steele (Chiefs) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) WR Stefon Diggs (Texans) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Keenan Allen (Bears) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Darnell Mooney (Falcons) WR Malik Nabers (Giants) WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Adonai Mitchell (Colts) WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) WR Dontayvion Wicks (Packers) WR Ricky Pearsall (49ers) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) WR Xavier Legette (Panthers) DS Jets (Jets) DS Chargers (Chargers) PK Jake Bates (Lions) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Drake Maye (Patriots) QB Michael Penix (Falcons) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) RB Jordan Mason (49ers) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Trey Benson (Cardinals) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Rico Dowdle (Cowboys) WR Rome Odunze (Bears) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR Ja'Lynn Polk (Patriots) RB Braelon Allen (Jets) WR Tre Tucker (Raiders) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Jalin Hyatt (Giants) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) WR Alec Pierce (Colts) WR Luke McCaffrey (Commanders) DS Commanders (Commanders) WR Christian Watson (Packers) DS Saints (Saints) DS Bears (Bears) PK Dustin Hopkins (Browns) DS Bills (Bills) PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) [IR] RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Sam Darnold (Vikings) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Joe Mixon (Texans) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Ray Davis (Bills) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Jaleel McLaughlin (Broncos) RB Zamir White (Raiders) RB Cordarrelle Patterson (Steelers) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) RB Tank Bigsby (Jaguars) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) RB D'Onta Foreman (Browns) WR George Pickens (Steelers) RB Kareem Hunt (Chiefs) WR Andre Iosivas (Bengals) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) WR Tank Dell (Texans) DS 49ers (49ers) DS Colts (Colts) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) QB J.J McCarthy (Vikings) [IR] RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) [IR] RB Kendre Miller (Saints) [IR]