========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 13 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) Update: 1 December 2024 ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Carson Wentz (Chiefs) RB Devin Singletary (Giants) RB J.K. Dobbins (Chargers) RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) RB Jonathan Brooks (Panthers) RB Antonio Gibson (Patriots) RB Audric Estime (Broncos) WR Parker Washington (Jaguars) WR Marvin Harrison Jr (Cardinals) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) WR Demario Douglas (Patriots) WR Cedric Tillman (Browns) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine (Titans) WR Allen Lazard (Jets) WR Devaughn Vele (Broncos) TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) DS Browns (Browns) TE Tucker Kraft (Packers) DS Cardinals (Cardinals) DS Packers (Packers) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Brandon McManus (Packers) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) [IR] WR Marquise Brown (Chiefs) [IR] QB Aidan O'Connell (Raiders) [IR] WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Will Levis (Titans) QB Derek Carr (Saints) RB Cam Akers (Vikings) QB Tommy DeVito (Giants) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) RB Tony Pollard (Titans) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) RB MarShawn Lloyd (Packers) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) TE Noah Gray (Chiefs) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) WR Noah Brown (Commanders) TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) TE Dalton Schultz (Texans) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) DS Bills (Bills) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) DS Ravens (Ravens) PK Spencer Shrader (Chiefs) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Nick Folk (Titans) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) [IR] WR Gabriel Davis (Jaguars) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Kirk Cousins (Falcons) QB Bo Nix (Broncos) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Trey Sermon (Colts) RB Blake Corum (Rams) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Chiefs) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) WR Demarcus Robinson (Rams) WR Mack Hollins (Bills) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) DS Lions (Lions) DS Eagles (Eagles) DS Texans (Texans) DS Raiders (Raiders) PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Justin Fields (Steelers) QB Drake Maye (Patriots) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Roschon Johnson (Bears) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Keon Coleman (Bills) WR Jerry Jeudy (Browns) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR Alec Pierce (Colts) RB Jeremy McNichols (Commanders) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) TE Isaiah Likely (Ravens) TE Cade Otton (Buccaneers) DS Steelers (Steelers) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) DS Broncos (Broncos) DS Bears (Bears) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) DS Vikings (Vikings) PK Austin Seibert (Commanders) PK Joshua Karty (Rams) WR Roman Wilson (Steelers) [IR] WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) [IR] PK Will Reichard (Vikings) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jordan Love (Packers) QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) RB Jaleel McLaughlin (Broncos) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Amari Cooper (Bills) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) WR Jalen Tolbert (Cowboys) WR Jauan Jennings (49ers) WR Nico Collins (Texans) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) WR Christian Watson (Packers) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) DS Bengals (Bengals) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) DS Rams (Rams) PK Blake Grupe (Saints) PK Jake Moody (49ers) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Russell Wilson (Steelers) QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) QB Jameis Winston (Browns) RB Justice Hill (Ravens) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) WR M.Valdez-Scantling (Saints) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Keenan Allen (Bears) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Darnell Mooney (Falcons) WR Malik Nabers (Giants) WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Dontayvion Wicks (Packers) WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Xavier Legette (Panthers) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) DS Chargers (Chargers) DS Jets (Jets) DS Falcons (Falcons) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Jake Bates (Lions) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) [IR] QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) [IR] WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) [IR] WR Stefon Diggs (Texans) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Tyler Huntley (Dolphins) QB Michael Penix (Falcons) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) RB Jordan Mason (49ers) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Rico Dowdle (Cowboys) RB Alexander Mattison (Raiders) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR Davante Adams (Jets) RB Gus Edwards (Chargers) WR Rome Odunze (Bears) RB Keaton Mitchell (Ravens) WR Tre Tucker (Raiders) RB Trey Benson (Cardinals) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) WR Ray-Ray McCloud (Falcons) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) DS Commanders (Commanders) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) DS Saints (Saints) TE Jonnu Smith (Dolphins) PK Dustin Hopkins (Browns) DS Patriots (Patriots) PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) PK John Parker Romo (Vikings) PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Sam Darnold (Vikings) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Joe Mixon (Texans) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Ray Davis (Bills) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Tyrone Tracy Jr (Giants) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) RB Braelon Allen (Jets) RB Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) RB Hassan Haskans (Chargers) RB Tank Bigsby (Jaguars) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Kareem Hunt (Chiefs) WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR Tank Dell (Texans) WR George Pickens (Steelers) DS Colts (Colts) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) DS Titans (Titans) DS 49ers (49ers) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) PK Zane Gonzales (Commanders) QB J.J McCarthy (Vikings) [IR] RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) [IR] RB Kendre Miller (Saints) [IR]