======================== BAFFLE Scores - Week 1 ======================== Anarchy 64.39, ACME PORKERS 44.22 PRIDELESS PERVERTS 69.16, Da Per's 36.22 Dragan's Dragons 77.31, RUSTY'S RENEGADES 51.74 BIG DAWGS 73.34, Grizzly Riders 48.94 BLACK HOLES 71.49, Hooters 56.97 Terminators 108.55, ROLLERBALLERS 61.70 BEER BELLIES 70.95, Tree Slobs 37.98 Wood's Wusses 84.93, KILLER WHALES 74.50 ======================================== ======================================== ANARCHY ACME PORKERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) 8.55 QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) 7.73 RB J.K. Dobbins (Chargers) 15.91 RB Devin Singletary (Giants) 2.45 WR Marvin Harrsion Jr (Cardinals) 0.16 RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) 4.02 WR Jayden Reed (Packers) 22.17 WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) 9.32 WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) 1.12 WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) 3.36 WR Diontae Johnson (Panthers) 0.76 TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) 0.20 DS Packers (Packers) 5.72 DS Dolphins (Dolphins) 5.14 PK Brayden Narveson (Packers) 10.00 PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) 10.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 64.39 Score: 44.22 ======================================== ======================================== DA PER'S PRIDELESS PERVERTS ======================================== ======================================== QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) 4.03 QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) 22.83 RB Najee Harris (Steelers) 3.86 RB Gus Edwards (Chargers) 1.38 WR D.J. Moore (Bears) 2.14 WR Stefon Diggs (Texans) 13.62 WR Chris Olave (Saints) 0.44 WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) 1.20 WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) 7.51 WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) 1.52 WR Michael Pittman (Colts) 1.24 WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) 14.93 DS Texans (Texans) 3.00 DS Jets (Jets) 3.68 PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) 14.00 PK Jake Bates (Lions) 8.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 36.22 Score: 69.16 ======================================== ======================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS RUSTY'S RENEGADES ======================================== ======================================== QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) 13.33 QB Jared Goff (Lions) 7.19 RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) 5.12 RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) 8.40 RB Breece Hall (Jets) 8.76 RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) 8.30 RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) 11.30 RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) 1.49 RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) 11.23 WR Davante Adams (Raiders) 2.36 WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) 1.16 WR Puka Nacua (Rams) 1.75 DS Steelers (Steelers) 9.41 DS Saints (Saints) 14.25 PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) 17.00 PK Dustin Hopkins (Browns) 6.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 77.31 Score: 51.74 ======================================== ======================================== GRIZZLY RIDERS BIG DAWGS ======================================== ======================================== QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) 14.31 QB Josh Allen (Bills) 25.09 RB James Cook (Bills) 4.83 RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) 4.55 RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) 9.96 RB Tony Pollard (Titans) 10.58 RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) 0.85 RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) 8.36 RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) 3.50 WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) 1.96 RB Zack Moss (Bengals) 8.88 WR Gabriel Davis (Jaguars) 2.48 DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) 3.61 DS Browns (Browns) 7.32 PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) 3.00 PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) 11.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 48.94 Score: 73.34 ======================================== ======================================== HOOTERS BLACK HOLES ======================================== ======================================== QB Jordan Love (Packers) 11.70 QB Caleb Williams (Bears) 4.61 WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) 14.44 RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) 9.57 WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) 14.53 RB Jerome Ford (Browns) 9.20 WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) 0.52 WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) 13.76 WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) 1.40 WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) 8.36 TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) 1.36 TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) 0.56 DS Falcons (Falcons) 5.02 DS Raiders (Raiders) 2.43 PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) 8.00 PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) 21.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 56.97 Score: 71.49 ======================================== ======================================== TERMINATORS ROLLERBALLERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) 17.06 QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) 6.33 RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) 27.37 RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) 14.39 RB Jordan Mason (49ers) 16.55 RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) 10.24 WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) 3.69 WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) 2.40 WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) 2.18 WR Malik Nabers (Giants) 2.64 WR Christian Watson (Packers) 6.52 WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) 7.88 DS Bears (Bears) 21.18 DS Chargers (Chargers) 10.82 PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) 14.00 PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) 5.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 108.55 Score: 61.70 ======================================== ======================================== TREE SLOBS BEER BELLIES ======================================== ======================================== QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) 11.84 QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) 19.54 RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) 1.15 RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) 7.30 RB David Montgomery (Lions) 10.63 RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) 5.00 WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) 2.48 WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) 9.31 WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) 2.00 WR Drake London (Falcons) 0.60 WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) 0.68 TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) 1.80 DS 49ers (49ers) 5.20 DS Cowboys (Cowboys) 16.40 PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) 4.00 PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) 9.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 37.98 Score: 70.95 ======================================== ======================================== WOOD'S WUSSES KILLER WHALES ======================================== ======================================== QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) 10.71 QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) 13.42 RB Joe Mixon (Texans) 17.71 RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) 9.36 RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) 15.24 RB Kyren Williams (Rams) 8.66 RB James Conner (Cardinals) 11.82 RB Ty Chandler (Vikings) 1.85 RB Zamir White (Raiders) 0.78 WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) 7.12 WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) 13.90 WR Nico Collins (Texans) 7.68 DS Colts (Colts) 6.77 DS Bengals (Bengals) 2.41 PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) 8.00 PK Jake Moody (49ers) 22.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 84.93 Score: 74.50