========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Keepers ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) Update: 28 August 2025 ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) RB J.K. Dobbins (Broncos) RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) WR Marvin Harrison Jr (Cardinals) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) WR Cedric Tillman (Browns) ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) QB Josh Allen (Bills) WR Drake London (Falcons) RB Tony Pollard (Titans) WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) DS Bills (Bills) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) QB Bo Nix (Broncos) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE George Kittle (49ers) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Jets) QB Drake Maye (Patriots) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) WR D.K. Metcalf (Steelers) WR Keon Coleman (Bills) DS Broncos (Broncos) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) WR Nico Collins (Texans) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Malik Nabers (Giants) WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) WR Davante Adams (Rams) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB James Conner (Cardinals) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) RB Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) WR George Pickens (Cowboys) RB Tank Bigsby (Jaguars)