========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Preseason ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) Update: 27 August 2025 ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Aidan O'Connell (Raiders) RB Devin Singletary (Giants) RB Audric Estime (None) RB Antonio Gibson (Patriots) RB Kimani Vidal (None) RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) RB Jonathan Brooks (Panthers) WR Sterling Shepard (Buccaneers) RB J.K. Dobbins (Broncos) WR Parker Washington (Jaguars) WR Marvin Harrison Jr (Cardinals) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) WR Demario Douglas (Patriots) WR Cedric Tillman (Browns) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine (Dolphins) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marquise Brown (Chiefs) WR Allen Lazard (Jets) WR Diontae Johnson (None) DS Browns (Browns) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) DS Cardinals (Cardinals) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) TE Evan Engram (Broncos) TE Tucker Kraft (Packers) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) DS Packers (Packers) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) PK Brandon McManus (Packers) ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Will Levis (Titans) QB Derek Carr (None) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) RB Tony Pollard (Titans) WR Deebo Samuel (Commanders) RB MarShawn Lloyd (Packers) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) WR Jalen McMillan (Buccaneers) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) TE Noah Gray (Chiefs) WR Noah Brown (Commanders) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) WR Gabe Davis (None) TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) TE Mike Gesicki (Bengals) DS Bears (Bears) TE Dalton Schultz (Texans) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) DS Bills (Bills) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) DS Ravens (Ravens) PK Matt Gay (Commanders) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Spencer Shrader (Colts) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Kirk Cousins (Falcons) QB Bo Nix (Broncos) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Najee Harris (Chargers) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) RB Trey Sermon (None) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) RB Blake Corum (Rams) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Ravens) WR Joshua Palmer (Bills) WR Demarcus Robinson (49ers) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) DS Lions (Lions) DS Eagles (Eagles) DS Texans (Texans) DS Raiders (Raiders) PK Eddy Pineiro (None) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Justin Fields (Jets) QB Drake Maye (Patriots) QB Cooper Rush (Ravens) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB Brian Robinson (49ers) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) RB Craig Reynolds (Lions) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Jeremy McNichols (Commanders) WR D.K. Metcalf (Steelers) RB Cam Akers (None) WR Jerry Jeudy (Browns) RB Zack Moss (None) WR Alec Pierce (Colts) WR Keon Coleman (Bills) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR Roman Wilson (Steelers) WR Jalen Coker (Panthers) TE Isaiah Likely (Ravens) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) DS Steelers (Steelers) TE Pat Freiermuth (Steelers) DS Broncos (Broncos) DS Vikings (Vikings) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) PK Will Reichard (Vikings) PK Austin Seibert (None) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jordan Love (Packers) QB Geno Smith (Raiders) QB Bryce Young (Panthers) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Jaleel McLaughlin (Broncos) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) WR Amari Cooper (Raiders) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Jalen Tolbert (Cowboys) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) WR Nico Collins (Texans) WR Jauan Jennings (49ers) WR Christian Watson (Packers) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) DS Bengals (Bengals) PK Blake Grupe (Saints) DS Rams (Rams) PK Justin Tucker (None) PK Jake Moody (49ers) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Russell Wilson (Giants) QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) QB Jameis Winston (Giants) RB Justice Hill (Ravens) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) RB Roschon Johnson (Bears) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB A.J. Dillon (Eagles) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) WR M.Valdez-Scantling (None) RB Nick Chubb (Texans) WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Malik Nabers (Giants) WR Darnell Mooney (Falcons) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) WR Dontayvion Wicks (Packers) WR Xavier Legette (Panthers) WR Tyler Lockett (Titans) DS Chargers (Chargers) WR Christian Kirk (Texans) DS Falcons (Falcons) WR Stefon Diggs (Patriots) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) DS Jets (Jets) PK Jake Bates (Lions) ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Tyler Huntley (None) QB Michael Penix (Falcons) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) RB Rico Dowdle (Panthers) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Steelers) RB Alexander Mattison (Dolphins) RB Gus Edwards (None) WR Davante Adams (Rams) RB Ameer Abdullah (None) WR Rome Odunze (Bears) RB Patrick Taylor (None) WR Tre Tucker (Raiders) RB Trey Benson (Cardinals) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) WR Ray-Ray McCloud (Falcons) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) DS Commanders (Commanders) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) DS Saints (Saints) TE Jonnu Smith (Steelers) PK Dustin Hopkins (None) TE Chig Okonkwo (Titans) PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) DS Colts (Colts) PK Greg Zuerlein (None) PK Cade York (None) ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Sam Darnold (Seahawks) QB J.J McCarthy (Vikings) RB Joe Mixon (Texans) RB Javonte Williams (Cowboys) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Tyrone Tracy Jr (Giants) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) RB Braelon Allen (Jets) RB Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) RB Kendre Miller (Saints) RB Tank Bigsby (Jaguars) RB Jordan Mason (Vikings) RB Kareem Hunt (Chiefs) WR Andre Iosivas (Bengals) RB Isaac Guerendo (49ers) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) WR Cooper Kupp (Seahawks) WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) WR Tank Dell (Texans) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) DS Titans (Titans) WR George Pickens (Cowboys) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) PK Zane Gonzales (None) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) DS 49ers (49ers) PK Riley Patterson (None)