========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 02 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) Update: 10 September 2025 ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Jordan Love (Packers) RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) RB J.K. Dobbins (Broncos) RB Ashton Jeanty (Raiders) RB Braelon Allen (Jets) RB Roschon Johnson (Bears) RB Kendre Miller (Saints) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) WR Kayshon Boutte (Patriots) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) WR Deebo Samuel (Commanders) WR Marvin Harrison Jr (Cardinals) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Marquise Brown (Chiefs) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) WR Cedric Tillman (Browns) DS Ravens (Ravens) TE Tucker Kraft (Packers) DS Chargers (Chargers) DS Packers (Packers) PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) DS Rams (Rams) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) WR Christian Watson (Packers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB J.J McCarthy (Vikings) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Jaxson Dart (Giants) QB Aaron Rodgers (Steelers) QB Russell Wilson (Giants) RB Tony Pollard (Titans) RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) WR Drake London (Falcons) RB Trevor Etienne (Panthers) WR Stefon Diggs (Patriots) WR Tre Tucker (Raiders) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) WR Travis Hunter (Jaguars) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) WR Cooper Kupp (Seahawks) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) WR Calvin Austin (Steelers) DS Texans (Texans) TE Evan Engram (Broncos) DS Panthers (Panthers) DS Bills (Bills) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) PK Graham Gano (Giants) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Sam Darnold (Seahawks) QB Bo Nix (Broncos) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Tyrone Tracy Jr (Giants) RB Najee Harris (Chargers) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) RB Jaylen Wright (Dolphins) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Emeka Egbuka (Buccaneers) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Hunter Henry (Patriots) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) DS Lions (Lions) DS Falcons (Falcons) DS Raiders (Raiders) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Matt Gay (Commanders) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Jets) QB Drake Maye (Patriots) QB Cameron Ward (Titans) QB Geno Smith (Raiders) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Javonte Williams (Cowboys) RB Ray Davis (Bills) WR Dont'e Thornton (Raiders) WR D.K. Metcalf (Steelers) WR Keon Coleman (Bills) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR Xavier Legette (Panthers) WR Ricky Pearsall (49ers) WR Luther Burden (Bears) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) TE Tyler Warren (Colts) TE Colston Loveland (Bears) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) TE Pat Freiermuth (Steelers) DS Browns (Browns) DS Broncos (Broncos) PK Will Reichard (Vikings) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Bryce Young (Panthers) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) RB Cam Skattebo (Giants) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) WR Nico Collins (Texans) WR Tetairoa McMillan (Panthers) WR Jauan Jennings (49ers) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) WR Jack Bach (Raiders) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) WR Juju Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) DS Jets (Jets) TE Cole Kmet (Bears) DS Cardinals (Cardinals) DS Commanders (Commanders) PK Jake Bates (Lions) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) PK Nick Folk (Jets) PK Eddy Pinero (49ers) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Tyler Shough (Saints) RB RJ Harvey (Broncos) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) RB Justice Hill (Ravens) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) RB TreVeyon Henderson (Patriots) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB Jarquez Hunter (Rams) WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Matthey Golden (Packers) WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) WR Malik Nabers (Giants) WR Darnell Mooney (Falcons) WR Jerry Jeudy (Browns) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) WR Christian Kirk (Texans) WR Kyle Williams (Patriots) WR Tre Harris (Chargers) DS Eagles (Eagles) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Michael Penix (Falcons) QB Joe Flacco (Browns) RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Omarion Hampton (Chargers) RB J.Croskey-Merritt (Commanders) RB Trey Benson (Cardinals) RB Nick Chubb (Texans) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) RB Blake Corum (Rams) RB Brian Robinson (49ers) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) RB Dylan Sampson (Browns) WR Davante Adams (Rams) RB Will Shipley (Eagles) WR Rome Odunze (Bears) RB Tyler Goodson (Colts) DS Vikings (Vikings) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) DS Giants (Giants) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) PK Matt Prater (Bills) DS Patriots (Patriots) PK Joshua Karty (Rams) PK Brandon McManus (Packers) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) [IR] RB MarShawn Lloyd (Packers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Daniel Jones (Colts) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) RB Kaleb Johnson (Steelers) RB Kareem Hunt (Chiefs) RB Jordan Mason (Vikings) RB Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) RB Ollie Gordon (Dolphins) RB James Conner (Cardinals) WR Isaac TeSlaa (Lions) RB Jaydon Blue (Cowboys) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Quinshon Judkins (Browns) WR George Pickens (Cowboys) RB Bhayshul Tuten (Jaguars) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR KaVontae Turpin (Cowboys) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) TE Isaiah Likely (Ravens) WR Jayden Higgins (Texans) DS Colts (Colts) TE Juwan Johnson (Saints) DS 49ers (49ers) DS Steelers (Steelers) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) PK Cam Little (Jaguars) PK Tyler Loop (Ravens) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) [IR] RB Joe Mixon (Texans) [IR] RB Alexander Mattison (Dolphins) [IR] WR Jalen McMillan (Buccaneers) [IR]