========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 17 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) Update: 24 December 2025 ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Philip Rivers (Colts) QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Jordan Love (Packers) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Steelers) RB Dare Ogunbowale (Texans) RB Ashton Jeanty (Raiders) RB Woody Marks (Texans) WR Josh Downs (Colts) RB Devin Neal (Saints) WR Jakobi Meyers (Jaguars) WR Marvin Harrison (Cardinals) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) WR Deebo Samuel (Commanders) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) WR Devaughn Vele (Saints) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) WR Michael Wilson (Cardinals) DS Ravens (Ravens) TE AJ Barner (Seahawks) DS Chargers (Chargers) DS Packers (Packers) PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) DS Rams (Rams) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Harrison Mevis (Rams) RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) [IR] TE Tucker Kraft (Packers) [IR] RB J.K. Dobbins (Broncos) [IR] QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB J.J McCarthy (Vikings) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Jaxson Dart (Giants) QB Aaron Rodgers (Steelers) RB Sean Tucker (Buccaneers) RB Tony Pollard (Titans) RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Chris Rodriguez (Commanders) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) RB Rico Dowdle (Panthers) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Ravens) WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) WR Tre Tucker (Raiders) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) WR Kayshon Boutte (Patriots) WR Cooper Kupp (Seahawks) WR Troy Franklin (Broncos) WR Calvin Austin (Steelers) WR Adonai Mitchell (Jets) TE Evan Engram (Broncos) TE Juwan Johnson (Saints) DS Bills (Bills) DS Texans (Texans) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) [IR] WR Travis Hunter (Jaguars) [IR] RB Bam Knight (Cardinals) [IR] TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) QB Bo Nix (Broncos) QB Sam Darnold (Seahawks) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) QB Marcus Mariota (Commanders) RB Tyrone Tracy Jr (Giants) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) RB Nick Chubb (Texans) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Emeka Egbuka (Buccaneers) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Hunter Henry (Patriots) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) DS Lions (Lions) DS Falcons (Falcons) DS 49ers (49ers) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) PK Cam Little (Jaguars) PK Matt Gay (None) WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) [IR] RB Najee Harris (Chargers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Jets) QB Drake Maye (Patriots) QB Cam Ward (Titans) QB Joshua Dobbs (Patriots) QB Tyler Shough (Saints) RB Malik Davis (Cowboys) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Javonte Williams (Cowboys) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) RB Jawhar Jordan (Texans) WR Malik Washington (Dolphins) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR D.K. Metcalf (Steelers) WR Rashid Shaheed (Seahawks) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR Ryan Flourney (Cowboys) WR John Metchie (Jets) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) DS Saints (Saints) TE Tyler Warren (Colts) DS Broncos (Broncos) DS Bears (Bears) PK Ryan Fitzgerald (Panthers) PK Will Reichard (Vikings) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) RB Braelon Allen (Jets) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Bryce Young (Panthers) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jacoby Brissett (Cardinals) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) RB Keaton Mitchell (Ravens) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) RB Devin Singletary (Giants) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR KaVontae Turpin (Cowboys) RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Tory Horton (Seahawks) WR Tetairoa McMillan (Panthers) WR Nico Collins (Texans) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) WR Jauan Jennings (49ers) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) WR Juju Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) TE Colston Loveland (Bears) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) TE Dalton Schultz (Texans) DS Commanders (Commanders) DS Titans (Titans) PK Eddy Pinero (49ers) PK Jake Bates (Lions) PK Zane Gonzalez (Falcons) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) [IR] PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) [IR] RB Cam Skattebo (Giants) [IR] WR Luke McCaffrey (Commanders) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Shadeur Sanders (Browns) RB RJ Harvey (Broncos) QB Davis Mills (Texans) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB De'Von Achane (Dolphins) WR Isaac TeSlaa (Lions) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB TreVeyon Henderson (Patriots) WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) RB Emanuel Wilson (Packers) WR Matthey Golden (Packers) RB Dylan Sampson (Browns) WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) WR Darnell Mooney (Falcons) WR Stefon Diggs (Patriots) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Greg Dortch (Cardinals) WR Christian Kirk (Texans) TE Harold Fannin (Browns) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) DS Eagles (Eagles) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) WR Malik Nabers (Giants) [IR] WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Riley Leonard (Colts) QB Mac Jones (49ers) RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Kimani Vidal (Chargers) RB J.Croskey-Merritt (Commanders) RB Blake Corum (Rams) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) RB Michael Carter (Cardinals) RB Brian Robinson (49ers) RB Omarion Hampton (Chargers) RB Will Shipley (Eagles) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) WR Tez Johnson (Buccaneers) WR Davante Adams (Rams) WR Jalen Coker (Panthers) WR Rome Odunze (Bears) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) DS Vikings (Vikings) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) DS Giants (Giants) DS Raiders (Raiders) PK Matt Prater (Bills) DS Patriots (Patriots) PK Riley Patterson (Dolphins) PK Brandon McManus (Packers) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) [IR] RB MarShawn Lloyd (Packers) [IR] RB Trey Benson (Cardinals) [IR] QB Michael Penix (Falcons) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) RB Kyle Monangai (Bears) QB Quinn Ewers (Dolphins) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) RB Kaleb Johnson (Steelers) RB Kareem Hunt (Chiefs) RB Jordan Mason (Vikings) RB Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) WR Jalen McMillan (Buccaneers) RB Ollie Gordon (Dolphins) WR Luther Burden (Bears) RB Jaydon Blue (Cowboys) WR George Pickens (Cowboys) RB Quinshon Judkins (Browns) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) RB Bhayshul Tuten (Jaguars) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) RB Kendre Miller (Saints) WR Alec Pierce (Colts) WR Chimere Dike (Titans) WR Parker Washington (Jaguars) WR Ricky Pearsall (49ers) WR Jayden Higgins (Texans) TE Isaiah Likely (Ravens) DS Steelers (Steelers) DS Colts (Colts) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Tyler Loop (Ravens) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) [IR] RB Joe Mixon (Texans) [IR] QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) [IR] RB James Conner (Cardinals) [IR] QB Daniel Jones (Colts) [IR]