======================== BAFFLE Scores - Week 1 ======================== Anarchy 69.73, ACME PORKERS 57.47 PRIDELESS PERVERTS 47.28, Black Holes 42.64 Dragan's Dragons 81.65, TREE SLOBS 43.23 BIG DAWGS 65.40, Grizzly Riders 60.02 DA PER'S 61.46, Hooters 35.60 KILLER WHALES 49.13, Rollerballers 39.36 Rusty's Renegades 58.29, BEER BELLIES 57.31 Terminators 80.84, WOOD'S WUSSES 67.85 ======================================== ======================================== ANARCHY ACME PORKERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) 18.01 QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) 22.96 RB J.K. Dobbins (Broncos) 9.35 WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) 0.64 WR Marvin Harrison Jr (Cardinals) 8.84 WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) 3.88 WR Jayden Reed (Packers) 8.43 RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) 2.54 WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) 6.46 RB Ashton Jeanty (Raiders) 7.98 WR Marquise Brown (Chiefs) 3.96 WR Deebo Samuel (Commanders) 11.53 DS Rams (Rams) 9.68 DS Ravens (Ravens) 2.94 PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) 5.00 PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) 3.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 69.73 Score: 57.47 ======================================== ======================================== BLACK HOLES PRIDELESS PERVERTS ======================================== ======================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) 17.10 QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) 17.29 WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) 7.96 WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) 1.32 WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) 0.32 WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) 0.00 RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) 1.37 WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) 8.44 TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) 0.20 RB RJ Harvey (Broncos) 3.46 RB Tyrone Tracy Jr (Giants) 1.64 WR Matthey Golden (Packers) 0.97 DS Lions (Lions) 5.05 DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) 4.80 PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) 9.00 PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) 9.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 42.64 Score: 47.28 ======================================== ======================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS TREE SLOBS ======================================== ======================================== QB Justin Fields (Jets) 22.76 QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) 12.06 RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) 8.73 WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) 1.04 WR D.K. Metcalf (Steelers) 3.32 WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) 1.08 RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) 14.20 RB David Montgomery (Lions) 1.97 RB Breece Hall (Jets) 9.87 WR George Pickens (Cowboys) 1.20 WR Xavier Legette (Panthers) 0.40 RB Jordan Mason (Vikings) 3.68 DS Broncos (Broncos) 14.37 DS Steelers (Steelers) 6.20 PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) 8.00 PK Cam Little (Jaguars) 14.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 81.65 Score: 43.23 ======================================== ======================================== GRIZZLY RIDERS BIG DAWGS ======================================== ======================================== QB Drake Maye (Patriots) 8.87 QB Josh Allen (Bills) 32.38 WR Keon Coleman (Bills) 13.48 RB Tony Pollard (Titans) 2.66 RB James Cook (Bills) 10.52 RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) 10.13 RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) 3.13 WR Travis Hunter (Jaguars) 1.32 WR Jameson Williams (Lions) 1.07 TE Evan Engram (Broncos) 0.84 WR Ricky Pearsall (49ers) 7.32 RB Jerome Ford (Browns) 0.28 DS Browns (Browns) 8.63 DS Bills (Bills) 6.79 PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) 7.00 PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) 9.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 60.02 Score: 65.40 ======================================== ======================================== HOOTERS DA PER'S ======================================== ======================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) 13.16 QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) 6.41 WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) 1.80 WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) 1.20 WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) 2.04 WR D.J. Moore (Bears) 1.62 WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) 1.60 TE George Kittle (49ers) 7.00 TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) 2.44 WR Emeka Egbuka (Buccaneers) 15.13 WR Tetairoa McMillan (Panthers) 2.72 WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) 8.72 DS Cardinals (Cardinals) 4.84 DS Seahawks (Seahawks) 7.38 PK Jake Bates (Lions) 7.00 PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) 12.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 35.60 Score: 61.46 ======================================== ======================================== ROLLERBALLERS KILLER WHALES ======================================== ======================================== QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) 3.86 QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) 8.80 RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) 1.16 RB Kyren Williams (Rams) 9.42 WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) 6.89 RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) 2.19 RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) 9.55 RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) 8.73 WR Malik Nabers (Giants) 2.84 WR Nico Collins (Texans) 1.00 RB TreVeyon Henderson (Patriots) 3.60 RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) 8.91 DS Eagles (Eagles) 2.46 DS Commanders (Commanders) 7.08 PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) 9.00 PK Jake Moody (49ers) 1.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 39.36 Score: 49.13 ======================================== ======================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES BEER BELLIES ======================================== ======================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) 6.95 QB J.J McCarthy (Vikings) 18.61 WR Puka Nacua (Rams) 8.25 RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) 9.46 RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) 4.63 TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) 7.12 RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) 22.47 WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) 2.96 WR Davante Adams (Rams) 2.04 WR Drake London (Falcons) 2.20 RB Omarion Hampton (Chargers) 2.92 WR Stefon Diggs (Patriots) 2.28 DS Vikings (Vikings) 9.03 DS Texans (Texans) 5.68 PK Joshua Karty (Rams) 2.00 PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) 7.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 58.29 Score: 57.31 ======================================== ======================================== TERMINATORS WOOD'S WUSSES ======================================== ======================================== QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) 21.68 QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) 18.14 WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) 7.40 RB Tank Bigsby (Jaguars) 1.20 RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) 6.37 RB James Conner (Cardinals) 8.15 RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) 9.96 RB Chase Brown (Bengals) 8.47 WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) 15.12 RB Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) 8.17 RB Nick Chubb (Texans) 3.00 WR KaVontae Turpin (Cowboys) 3.60 DS Patriots (Patriots) 8.31 DS 49ers (49ers) 8.12 PK Brandon McManus (Packers) 9.00 PK Tyler Loop (Ravens) 10.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 80.84 Score: 67.85