======================== BAFFLE Scores - Week 5 ======================== Anarchy 57.44, HOOTERS 40.94 ROLLERBALLERS 66.32, Beer Bellies 63.30 ACME PORKERS 63.98, Big Dawgs 54.76 GRIZZLY RIDERS 59.89, Black Holes 58.67 Da Per's 78.49, PRIDELESS PERVERTS 49.26 RUSTY'S RENEGADES 78.48, Dragan's Dragons 53.42 TERMINATORS 79.86, Tree Slobs 77.49 KILLER WHALES 91.68, Wood's Wusses 71.46 ======================================== ======================================== ANARCHY HOOTERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) 20.86 QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) 10.15 RB J.K. Dobbins (Broncos) 10.15 WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) 7.00 WR Marvin Harrison Jr (Cardinals) 3.92 TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) 1.64 WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) 14.28 WR Tetairoa McMillan (Panthers) 2.92 RB Woody Marks (Texans) 1.20 RB Cam Skattebo (Giants) 3.25 RB Sean Tucker (Buccaneers) -0.01 WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) 1.30 DS Rams (Rams) 5.04 DS Cardinals (Cardinals) 7.68 PK Spencer Shrader (Colts) 2.00 PK Jake Bates (Lions) 5.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 57.44 Score: 40.94 ======================================== ======================================== BEER BELLIES ROLLERBALLERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Jaxson Dart (Giants) 10.29 QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) 22.38 TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) 9.68 RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) 4.30 TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) 0.00 RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) 8.00 WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) 7.56 WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) 8.84 RB Rico Dowdle (Panthers) 21.42 WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) 2.11 WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine (Dolphins) 0.00 WR Stefon Diggs (Patriots) 8.84 DS Texans (Texans) 9.35 DS Eagles (Eagles) 5.85 PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) 5.00 PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) 4.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 63.30 Score: 66.32 ======================================== ======================================== BIG DAWGS ACME PORKERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Josh Allen (Bills) 12.71 QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) 8.82 RB Tony Pollard (Titans) 8.29 WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) 7.56 WR Travis Hunter (Jaguars) 2.56 WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) 1.28 WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) 7.64 RB Ashton Jeanty (Raiders) 5.03 TE Evan Engram (Broncos) 7.32 TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) 8.44 WR Tre Tucker (Raiders) 2.93 TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) 13.96 DS Bills (Bills) 8.31 DS Chargers (Chargers) 4.89 PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) 5.00 PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) 12.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 54.76 Score: 63.98 ======================================== ======================================== BLACK HOLES GRIZZLY RIDERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Sam Darnold (Seahawks) 24.32 QB Drake Maye (Patriots) 6.06 WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) 7.92 WR Keon Coleman (Bills) 5.42 WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) 1.72 RB James Cook (Bills) 2.45 RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) 2.60 WR Jameson Williams (Lions) 0.41 WR Chris Olave (Saints) 2.36 RB Javonte Williams (Cowboys) 21.91 RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) 2.81 TE Darren Waller (Dolphins) 9.12 DS Lions (Lions) 10.94 DS Browns (Browns) 8.52 PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) 6.00 PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) 4.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 58.67 Score: 59.89 ======================================== ======================================== DA PER'S PRIDELESS PERVERTS ======================================== ======================================== QB Bo Nix (Broncos) 11.94 QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) 21.33 WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) 13.40 WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) 6.88 WR Emeka Egbuka (Buccaneers) 17.52 WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) 2.13 RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) 12.92 WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) 3.96 WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) 2.32 WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) 2.05 TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) 6.76 WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) 1.04 DS Seahawks (Seahawks) 4.63 DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) 3.87 PK Matt Gay (Commanders) 9.00 PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) 6.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 78.49 Score: 49.26 ======================================== ======================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS RUSTY'S RENEGADES ======================================== ======================================== QB Justin Fields (Jets) 18.96 QB Jared Goff (Lions) 15.56 RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) 2.47 WR Puka Nacua (Rams) 9.40 RB Breece Hall (Jets) 8.83 RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) 24.10 WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) 0.55 RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) 7.65 RB Emari Demercado (Cardinals) 2.55 WR Davante Adams (Rams) 3.52 WR Malik Washington (Dolphins) 3.81 RB Omarion Hampton (Chargers) 3.24 DS Broncos (Broncos) 8.25 DS Vikings (Vikings) 5.01 PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) 8.00 PK Matt Prater (Bills) 8.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 53.42 Score: 78.48 ======================================== ======================================== TREE SLOBS TERMINATORS ======================================== ======================================== QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) 10.57 QB Mac Jones (49ers) 18.09 WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) 19.40 RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) 12.13 RB David Montgomery (Lions) 13.55 RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) 9.82 WR George Pickens (Cowboys) 8.28 WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) 2.88 WR Michael Pittman (Colts) 7.56 RB Nick Chubb (Texans) 9.05 RB Chris Rodriguez (Commanders) 0.35 RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) 8.28 DS Dolphins (Dolphins) 9.78 DS Patriots (Patriots) 8.61 PK Cam Little (Jaguars) 8.00 PK Ryan Fitzgerald (Panthers) 9.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 77.49 Score: 79.86 ======================================== ======================================== WOOD'S WUSSES KILLER WHALES ======================================== ======================================== QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) 13.75 QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) 21.28 RB Chase Brown (Bengals) 2.19 RB Kyren Williams (Rams) 16.39 RB Quinshon Judkins (Browns) 9.22 RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) 10.02 RB Kareem Hunt (Chiefs) 14.77 WR Nico Collins (Texans) 8.48 RB Ollie Gordon (Dolphins) -0.10 WR Juju Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) 0.68 RB Kendre Miller (Saints) 2.91 TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) 7.32 DS Colts (Colts) 12.72 DS Commanders (Commanders) 10.51 PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) 16.00 PK Eddy Pinero (49ers) 15.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 71.46 Score: 91.68